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Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?? I just want a picture of a god dang hot dog (clinical mental health researcher)
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You should be able to smoke in grad school classes.

submitted 53 days ago • 1 comment

Hal 3000 except he convinces you that that you that you don’t need a spacesuit for hull maintenance bc you’re jesus

submitted 53 days ago • 2 comments

I once got mad at a gf for giving me the wrong Dostoyevsky book as a gift so yeah, I think I know a little bit about culture, thank you very much

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

Diverse opinions? No. This app needs higher quality main characters of dubious sanity and more unhinged discourse of no importance that everyone is compelled to engage in.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

When my grandma was deep in dementia we watched the news together every morning and she would yell obscenities at the tv any time trump appeared, I really really miss her.

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

every day lately

submitted 65 days ago • 3 comments

Reading psychoanalytic case studies, theory, etc. is like entering a depraved world of incomprehensible terminology where your mom and dad didn’t talk to you while you’re in the womb so now you’re bipolar.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Take the blue pill and things will be as they are take the red pill and you will see the truth (the earth is a flat disc being carried on four elephants on top of a giant turtle)

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

I refuse to let the Home of the Flame Grilled Whopper send me to a foreign prison to die

submitted 69 days ago • 2 comments

New: we've obtained a leaked list of the more than 200 sites, services, apps an ICE surveillance contractor monitors. Bluesky, OnlyFans, many more. Used to track targets. Highly relevant with the arrest of Mahmoud Khalil by ICE. We've published the full list here: www.404media.co/the-200-site...

submitted 100 days ago • 141 comments

I wish I had the energy to run a renowned psychiatric practice and also hunt and eat people.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

HELP! Mads Mikkelson’s Hannibal Lecter is giving me Gender Dysphoria!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Sign up for updates on actions re: support of Bernie’s bill blocking weapons to Israel and call your reps and also your not-reps, share with others, etc. www.imeupolicyproject.org/pledge-no-we...

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

The Vow vs The Cult of Mother God

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Had a dream I got really buff and robbed a train. Watch this space.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

NAZGUL!

submitted 124 days ago • 8 comments

Record 45 minutes of previews at Paddington y’all.

submitted 124 days ago • 0 comments

Paddington in Peru Valentines Movie Date! PADDINGTON IN PERU VALENTINES MOVIE DATE!!!!!

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, literally, the answer to this is "I am federally prohibited from telling you anything about my students without a subpoena or judicial warrant; if you have a subpoena or judicial warrant, please submit it to [Legal Officer/Office] to ensure it is in compliance with all relevant federal laws"

submitted 141 days ago • 30 comments

What do you mean the task I’ve been putting off for months took 3 minutes????

submitted 154 days ago • 1 comment

you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,

submitted 156 days ago • 31 comments

starting a cult based around the dog from the goosebumps television series opening

submitted 157 days ago • 23 comments

a friend sent this to me and all i can say is that i would watch the fuck out of this

submitted 161 days ago • 73 comments

Bird flu? Yeah I bet it did.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

Shaking my head in disapproval as I read the gnarliest of splatterpunk, so you know I don’t agree with what is happening!!!

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Apparently you can ask your doctor for things? I thought you just showed up every 10 years and diagnose you as fat and hysterical and then send you along your way.

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submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

In 2025 I will make even more of my friends and family watch Noe’s Climax (2018) with me after giving them zero context.

submitted 170 days ago • 0 comments

The vibes on all social media are just absolutely terrible

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

gender neutral term for aunt/uncle should be ankle

submitted 172 days ago • 2 comments

[experiencing the radical change I begged for] ouchieeeeeeeee

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

My cycle was like 40 days long-now on BC and it’s the “normal” 28 and I need to speak to a fucking manager. Y’all been living like this????

submitted 190 days ago • 0 comments

The public assassinations of sociopathic CEOs has the potential to heal the division in this country 🙏

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Just finished my first full research proposal, let’s goooooooo

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

if you saw clark kent’s penis you’d know in a second he was some kind of alien

submitted 200 days ago • 23 comments

This is fantastic advice. I got a BFA in theater and by the time it was over I was too smart to want to be a working actor.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t celebrate Thanksgiving because it’s a super weird holiday and also people pay me extra to work.

submitted 205 days ago • 0 comments

Mr Brightside playing on the oldies station. I repeat: they are playing Mr Brightside on the oldies station.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments