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The “finding out” portion of our program has begun. *waves at red states*

Musk America Grift Again www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

Even $2 is not a bargain under Trump’s FAA.

Evey time I see Elizabeth Warren on TV, I’m so angry people didn’t make her President when they had the chance.

In 2016 the NYT ran multiple front page stories page about the grave national security risk of Hillary Clinton's server. Today's front page, and nary a mention of the successful "plutocratic coup" (said by a sitting House member) or "constitutional crisis (said by a sitting Senator) unfolding

Kristi Noem has been breaking out all the costumes this week. Chef’s kiss on the earring selection.

I hate waiting for the water to warm up in the morning. If you are reading this, President Trump, please send the military to turn on my shower at 6 a.m. If they could also switch on the coffeemaker, that would be great.

Bishop Budde: “May God grant us the strength and courage to honor the dignity of every human being, to speak the truth to one another in love and walk humbly with each other and our God for the good of all people in this nation and the world. Amen” President Onion Skin:

Day 1 went pretty much to plan, I’d say. The chaos has been sown. Step around it as best you can and keep moving forward.

Hey, Trump is going to sign an Executive Order to lower the price of groceries! …jk, it’s about gender ignorance and discrimination.

Feloning up is the new failing up. #inauguration

The forecast is dire. Be sure to check on your informed thinkers.

Let’s waste more money and resources, because Princess Potatohead doesn’t want his hair hat to blow around. How convenient that we won’t be able to compare crowd sizes. #TrumpInauguration amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/...

I plan on bringing some Karen Pence energy into the new year.

You all are not going to believe this, but I just saw an ad that wasn’t for #Wicked.

Do we get the cheap bacon before or after the measles? #TrumpCabinetPicks

The word of the day is #Kakistocracy. #TrumpCabinetPicks #RFK

Wonder who’s next? #TrumpCabinetPicks

Hope y’all like E. coli and cancer.

At this point, it’s even money that he names Hannibal Lecter Secretary of Health and Human Services. #TrumpCabinetPicks

No one is immune from mass deportation. Just ask Felix Unger. #FelixUngerDay

People calling Taylor Swift “Mother” is giving me serious doomsday-cult-but-with-fun-merch vibes.

If your ornament has a definitive front side, no matter which way you hang it, it will face into the tree. That’s just fact. #Christmas