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The Amazon Basic vacuum is soulless. God wants you to buy a Oreck.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

We've been lost as a society ever since they stopped putting headlights on vacuum cleaners.

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm about to own a garage for the first time in my life. Not just any garage either. A garage with PROJECT space. My wife doesn't know it yet, but there's about to be a VERY stupid late 90s family sedan in our lives very soon.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

Doctor Whomst

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

submitted 2 days ago • 428 comments

commercials used to be like "Envision a world where a kid can have Lunch. No teachers" . now theyre like "Please buy the 2025 nissan altima"

submitted 2 days ago • 42 comments

BALLS This blows.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Richard Nixon is here?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Update Day, New Wii Titles!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Goddamn it.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

💯💯💯💯💯💯

submitted 5 days ago • 177 comments

Cardle 5/5 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 🔴 🔴 🟢 www.playcardle.com Yo? Actually? Fuck you.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Man, today was a good day to avoid social media! I hope everyone got home safe!

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I'm so tired of living in fear. I refuse to hide my beliefs anymore. I like Coneheads.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Damn. It's a 2nd Little Caesars pizza kinda weekend.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Trapped in work bathroom (Little Caesars)

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Also, WHERE WAS THE PACIFICA? WHY ARE YOU NOT COMPARING THE PACIFICA?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Watching an Edmunds minivan comparo review and getting depressed that I can't drive all minivans at once

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I will stop you. You may not call them honk donks.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Looklooklook, I know we all hate Carvana, but I keep finding weird unicorns! 2014 Toyota RAV4 EV with less than 10,000 miles for $12,590! This generation has the Tesla powertrain!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Lord, please don't make us vote for Gavin Newsom in three years...

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Damn. This is an attack on our basic freedoms.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Wii Shop Wednesday, New Titles!

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Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

submitted 12 days ago • 146 comments

This might be one of the funniest things ever. This is the ninth time I've seen this clip, and the very real pain felt by Mark Mothersbaugh still radiates through.

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"Were treated like dogs. Theyre making us lay on the floor. Were here to help Waymo" Its ok grandpa. The war ended 40 years ago. Go to sleep

submitted 13 days ago • 67 comments

If your finger's greasy, and so is my spine, then where's the issue?

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"My name is Greta Thunberg and I am from Sweden. If you see this video, we have been intercepted and kidnapped in international waters by the Israeli occupational forces, or forces that support Israel."

submitted 14 days ago • 245 comments