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NNN during Mowvember means I’m givin him a lil mustache too :3

I wish my sexuality didn’t just make me monetizeable.

Current hyperfixation: the opening song to closed game by jast used in the cinematic which on IMDb is listed as “wildfire by aurora” who I assume is a Japanese band from the late 90s but even bing ai with access to the internet can’t find the band or the song

Dread it, run from it, he approaches

Tattoo idea:

Brother I WISH my body type would be fetishized because then at least the freaks would enjoy me

I’m an elemenopee kinda guy

I’m unvaccinated because my stupid adhd brain didn’t realize it was about to be flu season for some reason so I literally scheduled my appt at Walmart tomorrow lol

The problem with gooners is not their incessant hornyness, it’s that they do it over the most mid fictional women in existence. Shut up about nikke jigglephysics #386 and come back when you understand the peak that is mistral

No future chooms. Not gonna let some corpo gonk have power without taking my chance to zero em

Idea: put a sticky note saying “it’d be a real shame if your brakes stopped working :3” on someone’s driver side window every time their car is full of racist awful bumper stickers

don’t remember any Sesame Street episodes about being nice to Puerto Ricans. I just remember the general vibe of “be nice” and I used that as the guiding star that allowed me to not insult people and be racist. Incidentally being nice and not being racist works on all races

A boy needs to eat and a man can cook. I find myself in the unique middle ground of both.