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#Queekisms Kinda hard to find the willpower or desire to do funny haha roleplay jokes while the 21st century gestapo turns California into a war-zone. Kinda hard to make jokes when there’s a genocide going on against the Palestinians.

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"HOW HORRIBLE!!! LOCK THEM UP!!"

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#Queekisms A coincidence I believe 😭😂

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Breaking News The writer known as Queek has been tried and executed for ‘not reading everyone’s lore all the way through.’ We can’t believe such a criminal was in charge of our organisation for so long.

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nat sprite

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Cream Soda!

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// Red Bull!!!

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QOTD What’s your muse’s go-to fizzy drink!?

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Breaking News *dies*

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Breaking News We’re still emotionally recovering.

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ㅤ ✎ |:| And as we approach another month of june, the one month we can truly be heard, so turns a new page (I hope) for this site Happy pride month, to all my fellow LGBTQ+ members and non LGBTQ+ friends you are strong, you are amazing, you are loved ㅤ

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Outsourcing on our time.

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My god. What a nightmare.

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If all of everything has proven something it’s that deities and gods cause more problems than they solve. I’d even take the sweaty, middle-aged scammer dad’s over deities.

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That is no way to describe the good city of New York.

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#Queekisms It seems I’m in a satirical mood today. Noice.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I’ll call Steve Buscemi. That man can out-creep and out-weird any ghost.

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No. You are the strange thing in the neighbourhood. You are your strange live action remakes that exactly nobody but the accountants asked for.

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It’s a town. Third question—isn’t it your job to get information?

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You see something a little strange in your neighbourhood and your default response is to unleash mega death on it? You must be a terrible neighbour.

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The best PI this side of Sanctuary!

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Huh. Anyway—no regrets. THE GHOSTBUSTERS ARE HACKS!

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This is a terrible idea. We love it!

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BRING IT ON, TIN MAN!

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I don’t think so. RoboCop doesn’t really have a life outside of RoboCop-ing.

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

Nick Valentine’s better, dammit.

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Like Mega Man. But more badass. And traumatised.

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#Queekisms General minder that all the shit chatted by the RPN does not reflect my own takes on characters/etc and it’s all just for the goofy fun.

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Are we talking like—a nice tan or just full on mega death?

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Eh—I’d pick Robo Cop.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

"Nah, the cops are too slow and more likely to cause problems than fix them, I like to take care of my problems myself."

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"The police in Nowhere are useless; just call me. I have a good track record dealing with strange things in neighborhoods."

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This is literally an attack on the press.

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They’ll probably be less politically motivated and prejudiced too! (Hey! Political satire. I’m here all week with the comedy, folks.)

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WE DID

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We stand by our words.

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Opinion Article! IF THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE IN YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD WHO YOU GUNNA CALL? The police. You should call the police. Not some middle-aged nerds in logoless plumber’s overalls.

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His TARDIS has crashed in-front of | the READER |

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DON’T JUDGE ME

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Breaking News It’s me. I’m the breaking news. I’m breaking apart. God I need therapy.

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#Queekisms It’s a shame James Woods went off the deep end and outed himself as real shit dude. Because—and we all know this is goddam true—I’d write a fantastic Disney Hades. I’d be the Hades GOAT. And I’ll die on that hill.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

A solid 4. She can definitely run, but she’s no athlete.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Probably like a... 9-10. You gotta be flexible and strong as hell to put up with Nowhere.

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