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It’s baseball season. Did you know that Brian Duensing and Alex Gordon were in each other’s weddings? Current location: 402
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115.4 off the bat for Cags, my goodness 😳 #Royals

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shopping

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the first true sign spring is coming

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love something in your life like an Omaha driver loves unnecessarily changing lanes on Dodge Street

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I’ve been claimed

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I’m gonna have to sell feet photos to pay for my gas bill this month

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They screwed this all up.

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I'm a gigantic dude who has a deep voice - so I think I initially intimidate people just from that. But then their perception immediately shifts to like a 2 out of 10 once they hear me speak or get a hangnail

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Hope someone says something this nice about me someday

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Witchcraft

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More spines than the entire Democratic party (There it is....the most clever thing I'll ever think of)

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Senate confirmation hearing scheduled for next Tuesday

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GUYS!!!!!!!!!! youtu.be/qFY8A1C55TA?...

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i know of one that's available

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My mom was a 2nd-grade teacher and kept a paddle like this on her wall in glass case with a sign underneath that said "Board of Education" She told her students the holes were to cut down on wind resistance so she could smack them harder. (She never used it - the woman was a saint)

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Chase Daniel has NOTHING on this man's grift

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We were doing our spelling words, and we had to write them in cursive I had gotten 100% on every test. On the last one of the year, I wrote the word "dragon". My teacher marked it incorrect because I didn't close the "d" and she said it looked like a lowercase c and l.

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Me after seeing the Guardians offering their own streaming deal, no blackouts, $100 for the whole season

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Snow day for most of the Omaha metro means my normal 15 minute drive into work was down to 11 because no traffic and thus no idiots behind the wheel.

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Thursday starts a 5-day weekend at my kids’ school We’re supposed to get snow tomorrow I would put the chances of them canceling class tomorrow “just to be safe” and not at all to get a jump on the long weekend at 700%

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As you can see, Kendrick Lamar is just a ripoff of The Simpsons “Manic Mailman”

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I can fix her

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