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thesatanyouknow.bsky.social
Same as Twitter only way worse. Welcome to the Occupation.
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Never get in a vehicle that has ties to Vince Neil.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Everybody talkin' about 'resist' when we all know Americans won't even give up eggs for a month to reduce the price. Americans don't resist. They just want results without work.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

The ignorance of any extremists will always show their true colors.

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

I haven't bought eggs in years. Just eliminated them because I wanted to. If you can't give up eggs for a month so the industry would have to lower prices, which they would, then you're the problem. Humans do not need eggs to survive. Resist. #nodemandequalslowersprices

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

Right now, if you told me Prince was a CIA plant, always was, and died because of it, I wouldn't even be shocked.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Stop crying. My parents beat the shit out of me and they were right to do so. I would be classified as ADHD in this bullshit day and age but they beat it out of me. Turned into straight A's and a college diploma. Poor Me is a bad look for a 'supposed' teacher. I piss on your weakness.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

You want lower egg prices? Easy. Stop buying them. Tell everyone you can to stop buying them. Watch the prices drop. You don't need eggs. You want eggs. Resist.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Pay attention, people. If they'll kill the President, they don't give a fuck about you.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor sticking up for God and plants of all races.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor when the Aliens finally reveal themselves.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor believing in two opposites at once.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

#ALittleCrazyIsGoodFor Cat art 😼🤯

submitted 88 days ago • 2 comments

Lyric Parody #37: "Slime keeps on drippin', drippin', drippin', into my suture..."🎶 Pharmacist: I only accept cash.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

FRIEND: I just won two tickets to that French 24 hour car race. ME: You could say that life gave you Le Mans lol HIM: Omg why are you like this.

submitted 88 days ago • 6 comments

I would think the amount of history professors having 'accidents' is about to go up.

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

ATC reports 'no contact with the Blackhawk' before it ran right into the plane's path. Sounds like a drone copter to me. Someone had better ask some very hard questions about this one. This stinks like Lockerbie. This cannot be washed away as 'just an accident.'

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

when i was just a baby, my momma told me son always be a good boy, don't ever play with guns but i shot a man in Reno just to watch him die

submitted 89 days ago • 2 comments

What will make this fascism all worthwhile will be when the ones who voted for Trump realize that he's coming after them, too. He will, eventually. Hitler killed his own people. So did Stalin. Only an ignorant redneck Trumper would think they're safe from megalomania.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Welcome to another day in Bizarro America. Everything you thought you believed about this country is now opposite. Run for your life.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

Me: According to the demon in my Ouija Board, the world will end May 27, 2025. Waitress: There's no more pie.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

I don't wanna be a slave. I don't wanna be a master. This is where many of you may find fault. If you strive to be either, this is where I WILL find fault. *drinks cheap beer; eats third McRib

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

We need another Lt. Aldo Raine

submitted 96 days ago • 4 comments

Whenever I feel down, I think back on the days when mind-fucking the donkeys was my drug of choice...

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

You're cool but you're not "drumming for AC/DC while smoking a cigarette" cool.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

'Muricans: Guns don't kill people. People kill people. American kids:

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Lives in basement; Eats cheese puffs off his erection.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Big Brother will be an AI image of Wilford Brimley and I'm ok with that.

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

@sweetassodapop.bsky.social Happy Birthday in spite of where you are! Hope you're feeling better for your special day. 🥳🎉

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Resting Legislature Face

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Bad additive. No biscuit.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Diary, They offer iggy's. I'm good.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Friendly reminder that this thing went free.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Not to brag but I've never blamed anything on the full moon.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I tried. This platform is really not fun. I left Twitter cuz politics but this place is no better. A little worse in some ways. Where's the music talk? Life talk? Real talk? Where are the funny people? The wit? Do better, Bluesky.

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments