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theshallowwaves.bsky.social
Childless cat lady. Lover of Psychology, music, art, sleep, dreams, and fuzzy blankets. Currently playing WoW and Diablo IV.
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Sometimes I use the phrase "I have the memory of a goldfish" but then I feel bad because, technically, I'm lying. Goldfish have a better memory. They can hold onto information for months! They can also be taught to do tasks like navigating a maze and driving a little fish-operated car.

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When you live in Holland, MI and you see a police chase, so your first thought is, "What'd you do? Pick a tulip?"

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It's a shame that Elon is such a menace to society, because I like that the Tesla logo looks like a little cat nose.

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My fiance is making fun of me because I forgot what a "blunt" was called so I called it a "marijuana roll"...

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"Land of the free, but only if you agree!"

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"I've got one hand eating beef stew, and the other one typing item codes..." My version of the Alanis Morissette song isn't as appealing.

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We live in the weirdest (and pretty screwed up) timeline. Our "President" is upset about paper straws.

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The awkward thing about "personalized" ads is they don't take into account if you already bought the thing you were looking for. I bought a bra from four different companies to experiment and try to find ones I can handle, sensory-wise. Now, all I get are bra ads. There are boobs everywhere!

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Let’s boost trans artists and creators! Trans artists, respond with your shop links and portfolio links in this thread, art directors HIRE THEM!! 🏳️‍⚧️

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Bishop Mariann Edgar Budde Hero.

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To anyone that might need it right now, hugs. You're not alone and we love you.

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The cavalry isn’t coming Know who you are, know what you stand for Stand up for what’s right

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We’ve stood strong before—this time is no different. Together, we’ve got this.

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I love this so much! At the inauguration, Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson wore a distinctive collar adorned with cowrie shells, which are believed to offer protection from evil in African traditions. This choice mirrors the late Justice Ginsburg’s practice of using collars to convey a message.

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Weather: "Travel not advised." Work: "Hey you guys can wear jeans to work today, if you want!"

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This "Trump saves #Tiktok" scenario reminds me of the story of the dog who learned he got a steak when he rescued children from the river. He started pushing them in himself so he could pull them out and get the hero's reward.

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Well, the game didn't go as desired but Lilly looked cute.

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"Oh god I forgot sometimes the wavy car salesmen show up when I type laughter."

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My brain radio: "He's going the distance! He's going for speed!" Michigan weather: It took me 30 minutes to go 6 miles in the snow.

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Look at my new keyboard/keycaps and mousepad, ahhhh! So cute!

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*Watches fiance get a cold* ... *Orders smoothie for lunch with Vitamin C added* We can pretend this will save me.

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I don't normally want to talk to strangers, but I was very tempted today because the lady parked next to me had a Smudge The Cat sticker AND the "Tell your dog I said hi" sticker that I have.

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I went cross country skiing for the first time today. I only fell once. I was standing still at the time, so I feel like that takes talent.

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"I DON'T WANT TO SNEEZE ANYMORE!" I yell into the abyss.

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I think if I could give one single piece of advice to everyone with ADHD it would be: figure out how your brain works, not how you wish it would

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*Looks up "honse" while watching PaymoneyWubby's short film festival* Uhh. Oh. Yep, that checks out.

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The New Year's broadcast we just watched was really weird, the rain hitting all of the ponchos sounds like a beginner's tap dancing class. All the people are indeed dancing. Tap tap tap tap tap tap.

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*Paints sparkles on nails* "Look, I'm festive!" *Proceeds to wear all black*

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Free himmmmm! - Me waiting for my tattoo to have no more healy bits that need to peel off.

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I thought you guys might want to see my fiance's parents' kitty enjoying Christmas. His name is Kels.

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I assume it's my undiagnosed likely-to-be ADHD that makes it so that some days, if I'm struggling to concentrate/focus, it's hard to even just -see- the things in front of me. It's not blurry (I have my glasses on), it's just hard to... Look.

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Normally, the weird noises coming from the living room would make someone worry there's a burglar... But no, Lilly's just really good at entertaining herself. Here's a picture of her beans. #CatsOfBluesky

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when cats curl up so much their faces go upside down rt if you agree

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Hey John, Some people thought of you when they saw this picture because, well, it's turtles all the way down. (Photo Credit: Carol Rice Kraco) @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

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In other news, I learned this year that my mom uses hand sanitizer backwards. (At least I consider it backwards...) She puts it on -before- she goes to germy places.

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"How festive, it's snowing during our holiday lunch." *Checks the weather and the page immediately recommends watching a video about a giant Christmas tree falling and killing someone* "Ummm nevermind!"

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Sometimes it's a little weird when songs come into your head if you hear a certain note and/or beat, because you end up singing to the vacuum or the label machine.

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