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Im fully aware some of this won’t age well… Oh well🪞
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How many dumbos do u think started naming their kids Tariff?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Damn I thought us texting & calling each other everyday meant u were interested, my fault

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submitted 16 days ago • 18 comments

Welcome twitter refugees don’t bring ur nonsense here.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

My fellow americans including legislators and other government employees it’s NOT TOO LATE TO STOP HIM.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

You guys u know that it’s not to late to stop him.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Not fresh observation but the idea that “government should be run like a business” is an exceedingly stupid one that fundamentally misunderstands the purpose of a functioning democratic government. Redundancies in the event of any problem occurring are the point, not a failure or “bloat”

submitted 29 days ago • 15 comments

I think left social media needs a little less despair and a lot more calls to defiance. Every action we do to make this more difficult for the fash is a victory. Do not sit down and accept "how it is". Do not post the bad news and then say well i've done my part. Go shit in someone's coffee.

submitted 58 days ago • 5 comments

I wish Trump’s left heart ventricle would do us all a favor

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

When will asseaters realize they literally have sh!tty taste?

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Being nervous is a selfish emotion

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

I can’t believe subway asks for a tip. We literally made this sandwich together 😒

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

you’ve never met an unvaccinated anti vaxxer

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what my dog thinks my name is… 🤔

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

10k is not enough

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

The United Healthcare Shooter when he saw his bill for back surgery.

submitted 104 days ago • 15 comments

vengeance is hereby mine.

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

People born on January 1st can’t say my birthday was last year 😔

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

I painted the inside of my microwave since it was dirty. 😇

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

No need to check spotify unwrapped, you were in fact the most played this year.

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Mfs get 1 pair of ricks and wear em until they morty 🙄

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

The storms in my head ruined the garden that holds my soul.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Baby ur boyfriend stomps at pigeons and they don’t move.

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

If I find out u do coke, Im probably gonna stare at your nose for the rest of our interaction.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

“What u want on your hotdog?” Me: MUSTAAARRRDDDDDDD 🌭

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

We may never see a generational run like this again. Doing astronomical numbers off posting 5 links.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Drake fans at the nail salon got they headphones on blast. 😖💅🏽

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

MUSTAAAAAARDDDDDDDDDD

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Ive been waiting on this Kdot album for the past 3 years and it’s delivering.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Yea im a conscious dude who will crashout on u if u try me. Kendrick makes music for niggas like me.

submitted 121 days ago • 0 comments

Recognize me algorithm senpai 🙇🏾‍♂️

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Life’s all about how u look at it

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All this talk about artificial intelligence yet we can’t solve natural stupidity 🤦🏾‍♂️

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

Do souls eventually get used to hell like easing into a hot bath? 🤔

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Put ur clothes back on shawty, I lied idk how to scissor

submitted 125 days ago • 0 comments

Could’ve sworn JFK Jr said McDonalds is poison 🤔

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Who tf is in charge of naming the generations? Gen Z, Gen alpha, millennials, etc… 🤨

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

I am vengeance. 🦇 #Halloween2024

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments