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Mr Freeze has permanently hard nips

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By the eight erect nipples of Chewbacca!

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STD stands for soup transmitted deliciousness

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the turnips were screaming

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IKEA is Swedish for evil pervert

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Cleo from 5 to 7 is great. 🎩🦐✨

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french woman who moves to La suburbs & then scolds her son for not wanting to walk home from school 🙄 classic boomer

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me watching paris, texas “wait, now they’re going BACK to texas? wtf

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Your bathroom is mid

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drumsticks 🍗

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The ancient Greeks could never have thought of Coke Zero

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ham

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I kinda believe in the “supernatural”. I just don’t think it plays a meaningful role in most day to day life.

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Bigfoot should move to San Francisco

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debating with myself whether to watch one of the really long movies on criterion I didn’t finish last time I had a subscription. I’m looking at you andrei rublev. or Paris Texas.

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What if they sold giant erasers

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Going off of old films, i like the vibes of 1950s-1960s france way more than 1950s-1960s america. sorry america you suck donkey balls

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The sun should kill itself

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Tuvix was weird. I don’t care that Tuvix is dead

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you barely hear about cursed video cassette tapes anymore

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I've never posted

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oops guess who drank one too many cups of coffee and is literally vibrating. see y'all when I get back from anxiety in space I guess

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Recently started Cleo from 5 to 7

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Le bonheur (1965) was kinda strange & dark. a bit hard to tell where the director was going with some of it. flowers repeatedly crop up in the film- beauty & joy as ephemeral & ending in death, decay ig? film is not anti happiness/pleasure. both does & does not repudiate the protags’ infidelity

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motion detector from Aliens pinging like crazy

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In February 1991, Sesame Street aired a Twin Peaks parody! Here's Agent Cookie trying to discover why a small northwestern town is called 'Twin Beaks'. Ask the Log Bird...