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Jesus don't want me for a sunbeam.
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3 people texting me "are you watching what's going on in The White House???" No, I am aware of my mortality and the fleeting nature of life and I choose to live enjoying every precious moment. I'm watching Dundalk tho.

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About 30 robins working the field out front; they stand still listening for worms, moving a few steps to listen again before pecking the ground for breakfast.

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The same people who were experts in West Asian geopolitics six months ago were actually forensic hepatologists all along. Great minds walk among us.

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Had to move some furniture tonight ... The back was willing, but the knees were weak. Middle age, man.

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Between all the baby tapirs and baby dik-diks, everything has a nose now

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Guys I was looking for a place where you can feed and take care of capybaras but the closest one I found was Tucson, AZ. I don't think I'll ever get to go.

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My burnout has burnout

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June 2024

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"hopes" "investments" (buying their resources at gunpoint and loaning money) Damn, I knew there was going to be some backstabbing but this is more than even I imagined

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YouTube decided I needed to see WishMaster 2 clips, and it was right! "Seggs" www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4lH...

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Working theory: Erik Prince and Peter Thiel were both made out of the chunk of concentrated evil from Time Bandits

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Thinking about kicking it old school [*] [*] SSRIs to tricyclics

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Dear Ireland: I know Intel is begging for more money, but don't give them a damn cent. Just ask Ohio and Germany how it works out. --signed: a socialist and full-time semiconductor industry whipping post

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Donald Trump has announced he will impose tariffs on Ireland unless they agree a deal for access to the big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

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Most of my co-workers seem to have not found alternative employment this weekend, and that really pisses me off

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Plant alphabet day 17: Q is for Quercus alba. The largest trees on our lot are a pair of white oaks, part of a group that overlap the neighbors property and are adjacent to the old chimney. They’re older than the surrounding woods and perhaps were planted for shade or acorns for pigs. 🌱

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Unknown Pleasures (Taylor’s Version)

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In the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame voting, Billy Idol is way ahead of Joy Division/New Order, who probably won't make the cut. Coming down from the trees was a mistake.

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The serum worked. My size is incredible. This is a giant orange, puny humans

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Darwinism for me, compassion for thee

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Friend sent this to me and I just had to

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I think today is the day at work that broke me. My boss is on paternity leave and I don't have him to screen the bullshit for me. A dozen PhDs on multiple calls a day trying to one-up each other. It's so damn old.

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