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Host of The Conspiracy Skeptic podcast. Author The Skeptic's Book of Lists and The Conspiracy Skeptic's Book of Lists. amazon.com/dp/B0CK3H4ZZR I block all instances of "bitcoin" and I'm not here to be marketed to.
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Only "Bob" can protect you. #SubGenius #slack

Canada to America: You can have my snowpants when you pry them off my cold, dead legs! Which are probably 400 feet away from the rest of my body. #Trump

If a coworker presses the elevator up button at the same time I press the elevator down button and the up elevator comes first, I always say to the coworker "well, I guess god loves you more."

#changemymind #walls #fences

Rule #1: Flipping - Block anyone who asks "what's your last/best price?" In my experience, not worth the trouble. #flipping #sidehustles #FBmarketplace #Kijiji

Found this nativity set for $5 less the seniors discount. Should be able to flip it for $10 on FB marketplace. Created this check list to make sure it was piece complete. I guess I did spell shepherd wrong. #nativity #fbmarketplace

Found around many elevators in Singapore. One thing I love about that citystate. People respect the priority queue. #singapore

#RFKjr

Took me months but finally found all the books in the Mars trilogy via resale. #KimStanleyRobinson #mars

Wife to dog after he gets a haircut: HE LOOKS SO HANDSOME! OMG! What a cutie! Wife to me after I get my haircut: You better have wiped your feet on the mat after you came in that door.

We should all go back to the 1990s when the height of cheek was posting a picture of yourself in fairy wings on your Myspace account. #myspace #fairywings

Unthaw me when the rhinestone cowboy look is back. #rhinestones

Here's a hypothetical. ICE grabs some democrats or journalists Trump doesn't like and takes them to Guantanamo Bay. A court says "release them" (which it would do in a hot minute). Trump says "no". Other than impeachment, what is the recourse? @andrewtorrez.bsky.social #ICE #Trump #Rendition

"Those horrible atrocity filled vermin!" #wizards youtu.be/ujQ-nMc0WGE?...

Found this book at resale. I always love what people sometimes leave in their books. #tarot #resale

Let's be clear. A woman alone in public, say reading book in Starbucks, is not a cry for help or her signalling "I'm lonely and desperate for any man! Any. Really." #notacryforhelp

You know I'm sure they planned this whole ad campaign before these became known as Nazi cars. But, boy, they're not helping with those hand gestures. #cybertruck

We need to rename the Starbucks americano to "freedom espresso". #americano #starbucks

The leopard wouldn't eat my face, right? #DougFord #Trump #Tariffs

Ford continue to show when people are actually looking, he does the right thing. It's when we're not looking he goes back to high school drug dealer mode. #DougFord

Cookie has taken Pepper's spot on the cat tree. Rate to see Cookie in the basket. #blackcats

Struck my first blow in the trade war. Was going to buy some Irish Spring soap but then noticed it was made in the USA. I put it back. #tariffs #trump #IrishSpring

Many people will be talking about tariffs but many also need to remember how to spell "tariffs". It is not two Rs and one F or two Rs and two Fs. It's one R and two Fs. Best way to remember is there's one R in "really?" and two Fs and one S in "for fuck's sake." So, taRiFFS. #tariffs #trump

Hey Trump, Canada always sends help when your country burns. Canada took in US citizens when your country was attacked on 9/11, many brought them home to a hearty Canadian meal and comfort. Canada has always been there to assist you and this is how you act. Politely from Canadians, Fuck You Trump

My daughter went on her first real date with a boy. He was funny, charming, and smooth over chat but like started no convos, asked no questions, and only answered with single words. She was like "a very different boy turned up". Many women will vouch this is not uncommon. #moderndating

As my dad said before he got on that plane that mysteriously disappeared over the South Pacific "Son, sometimes the frost is on the outside of the windshield. Sometimes it's on the inside". I assumed it was a code that would lead to a fabulous treasure. Now, I'm not so sure. #SouthPacific #Frost

How much longer before Trump signs an EO that requires all federal HR departments to review the hiring decisions made to employ anyone non-white or female and let them go if "DEI" played any role in their hiring. Seriously. #DEI

Get your early bird tickets now! #SubGenius #Slack