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What I'm learning immediately from this training is that #Delaware is in at least the top 10, if not higher, in every #tick-borne disease. Our tick biologist is giving us the down and dirty and it's disgusting.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

#Endangered North Atlantic #RightWhale DMA: I love seeing bulletins still go out for speed zones. There's still surveys being conducted to visually spot Right Whale movement, and zones are added/dates extended for marine traffic. More info @ NOAA Fisheries: www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/end...

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I can't wait to get the names of the contractors that flipped this division house. Sir, this is a fucking wildlife area and we've had no rain for months, and the entrance clearly says no smoking. At least pick up your damned trash if you're this addicted.

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Brava, Britt! 👏👏👏 I personally start calling old white dudes 'junior' or 'skippy' when they keep calling me 'sweetie' or 'honey' instead of ma'am. They get the point REAL fast. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/gop-...

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Looking to get your foot in the door in wildlife conservation? Come work with us! We've just posted our summer seasonal officer positions. You'll get a sweet farmers tan and learn about fishing, hunting, and boating enforcement. #netDE #NaturalResourcesJobs www.jobapscloud.com/DE/sup/bulpr...

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

OH MAN! still in endless pack mode and I found a poster from yeeeeeears ago when a couple of us cheered fellow #SpaceTweeps at a #CrystalCity 5k

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Yo Egypt is so fucking wild. Watching this #Nova episode and the archeologist was like 'yeah so nobody thought to search this area so we decided to start digging and immediately found shit' and the area he's talking about is a goddamn triangle splitting roads

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Captain is whistling the tune to #NotLikeUs down the hallway and he doesn't even know the background. This is a tiny sliver of enjoyment in the absolute nightmare we're falling further into every day and I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of it

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Oh good we can still work. (We receive very little state funds and those funds are all used as match dollars for our federal funds, which keep us operational.) Let me just say that in the years I've been here, we had this problem twice. The other time was in 2017. MAKES YOU THINK

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Them: Shut diversity, equity, and inclusion down before the trolls get us! Us: Did I fucking stutter? You will respect every person. Full stop.

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

Ahahahaha! Get bent you micro peen assault weapon fetishists! www.delawarepublic.org/politics-gov...

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let the door hit ya! Nothing more than self-gratification of a tiny Trump-esque ego. Too much nepotism with these two; I can't understand what Obama or Joe saw in them. Anyway, one down, too many more more to go. #Delaware news.delaware.gov/2025/01/07/d...

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Okay I've thought about it and maybe #Oregon shat the bed in the #RoseBowl last night because they have the bird flu? There's a lot of cases of avian influenza right now and well they are ducks...

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

So psyched for today's @poptartsbowl.bsky.social that I commemorated the inaugural sacrifice in thread. I love him so much 🥹

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

Heads up, #Delaware: state offices will be closed tomorrow!

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

#PENNSTATE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL NATIONAL CHAMPS BABY!!! 💙🤍🏐 Louisville y'all are elite! Such a great match 🙌

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

P! S! U! Let's go Lady Lions! #NCAAWVB

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

🎶 Ho Ho! The missile toad, hung where you can see🎶 (courtesy of our deer biologist)

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Not too sure about the Deputy pick but it's not LBO so we're here celebrating today! 🍾🥳 #ByeBitches transition.delaware.gov/2024/12/18/g...

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

This is spectacular: #Delaware now has an #ArtemisI Moon Tree, the native Loblolly Pine. And the video ends with model roket launches ❤️🚀 www.wdel.com/news/video-m...

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Delaware Day! #OTD in 1787, 30 delegates met in Dover and unanimously agreed to ratify the Constitution of the United States, thus earning our moniker "The First State" delawareday.delaware.gov/about-delawa....

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

The MVP decides which mascot is sacrificed?!? Good lord this bowl game is the gift that keeps giving. Pop-Tarts truly gets us 🥲

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Please, for the love of all you hold dear, do NOT summon the Grand Raccoon into your home. It's just like any other raccoon in that it's...very very destructive. ...also space heater safety and whatever

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

In just a few decades, wild turkeys in Delaware went from non-existent to ungovernable menaces to society. Thankful for conservation!

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

I suppose the one tiny itty bitty sliver of hope I have is that state agency coalitions like AFWA, NEAFWA, ASMFC and others can hold the line of conservation accountability from the local level. For how long? Dunno...

submitted 126 days ago • 0 comments

Delaware has your back, Sarah 💪 www.delawareonline.com/story/opinio...

submitted 130 days ago • 0 comments

Call of the week: "What do I have to do to have a deer as a therapy animal?" Nothing. Because you can't keep a live deer in Delaware, full stop. Get a fricken dog.

submitted 515 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, I think I like my job

submitted 531 days ago • 0 comments

We're hosting training this week and next. Look at these boating nerds with their cute lil' bump helmets. Trainers have the cute neon PFDs.

submitted 567 days ago • 0 comments

I'm not belittling the massive impact to commercial fishermen in Italy, but hear me out: send US crabbers over to Italy (bc nobody knows how to overfish like US crabbers), then send over MD grammas to organize giant crab feasts. McCormick sends a ton of Old Bay. www.pilotonline.com/2023/08/29/b...

submitted 579 days ago • 0 comments

The problem with taking pictures on a boat is the damn water HOLD STILL FOR A SECOND I NEED A STRAIGHT PHOTO 🛥️

submitted 580 days ago • 0 comments

A pod of Atlantic bottlenose hung out alongside MP Mike last night.

submitted 592 days ago • 0 comments

I love that you're all taking boating safety education through us and intend on being responsible on the water but can y'all give me a sec to catch up it's an office of just me babes

submitted 598 days ago • 0 comments

Out here making sure people ain't trying to harvest shit-filled clams. They are catching a ton of small croaker though.

submitted 604 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all don't like clams anyway, right? . . . Right?!? https://news.delaware.gov/2023/08/02/millsboro-wastewater-spill-closes-indian-river-bay-to-recreational-bivalve-shellfish-harvest-through-aug-24/

submitted 606 days ago • 0 comments

Had to tell the girls at the coffee shop that sharks don't smell blood any better than other fish, and it's more decomposition scent and sounds that attract them. But I still fucking got one

What I'm learning immediately from this training is that #Delaware is in at least the top 10, if not higher, in every #tick-borne disease. Our tick biologist is giving us the down and dirty and it's disgusting.

#Endangered North Atlantic #RightWhale DMA: I love seeing bulletins still go out for speed zones. There's still surveys being conducted to visually spot Right Whale movement, and zones are added/dates extended for marine traffic. More info @ NOAA Fisheries: www.fisheries.noaa.gov/national/end...

I can't wait to get the names of the contractors that flipped this division house. Sir, this is a fucking wildlife area and we've had no rain for months, and the entrance clearly says no smoking. At least pick up your damned trash if you're this addicted.

Brava, Britt! 👏👏👏 I personally start calling old white dudes 'junior' or 'skippy' when they keep calling me 'sweetie' or 'honey' instead of ma'am. They get the point REAL fast. www.lgbtqnation.com/2025/02/gop-...

Looking to get your foot in the door in wildlife conservation? Come work with us! We've just posted our summer seasonal officer positions. You'll get a sweet farmers tan and learn about fishing, hunting, and boating enforcement. #netDE #NaturalResourcesJobs www.jobapscloud.com/DE/sup/bulpr...

OH MAN! still in endless pack mode and I found a poster from yeeeeeears ago when a couple of us cheered fellow #SpaceTweeps at a #CrystalCity 5k

Yo Egypt is so fucking wild. Watching this #Nova episode and the archeologist was like 'yeah so nobody thought to search this area so we decided to start digging and immediately found shit' and the area he's talking about is a goddamn triangle splitting roads

Captain is whistling the tune to #NotLikeUs down the hallway and he doesn't even know the background. This is a tiny sliver of enjoyment in the absolute nightmare we're falling further into every day and I'm gonna enjoy the fuck out of it

Oh good we can still work. (We receive very little state funds and those funds are all used as match dollars for our federal funds, which keep us operational.) Let me just say that in the years I've been here, we had this problem twice. The other time was in 2017. MAKES YOU THINK

Them: Shut diversity, equity, and inclusion down before the trolls get us! Us: Did I fucking stutter? You will respect every person. Full stop.

Ahahahaha! Get bent you micro peen assault weapon fetishists! www.delawarepublic.org/politics-gov...

Don't let the door hit ya! Nothing more than self-gratification of a tiny Trump-esque ego. Too much nepotism with these two; I can't understand what Obama or Joe saw in them. Anyway, one down, too many more more to go. #Delaware news.delaware.gov/2025/01/07/d...

Okay I've thought about it and maybe #Oregon shat the bed in the #RoseBowl last night because they have the bird flu? There's a lot of cases of avian influenza right now and well they are ducks...

So psyched for today's @poptartsbowl.bsky.social that I commemorated the inaugural sacrifice in thread. I love him so much 🥹

Heads up, #Delaware: state offices will be closed tomorrow!

#PENNSTATE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL NATIONAL CHAMPS BABY!!! 💙🤍🏐 Louisville y'all are elite! Such a great match 🙌

P! S! U! Let's go Lady Lions! #NCAAWVB

🎶 Ho Ho! The missile toad, hung where you can see🎶 (courtesy of our deer biologist)

Not too sure about the Deputy pick but it's not LBO so we're here celebrating today! 🍾🥳 #ByeBitches transition.delaware.gov/2024/12/18/g...

This is spectacular: #Delaware now has an #ArtemisI Moon Tree, the native Loblolly Pine. And the video ends with model roket launches ❤️🚀 www.wdel.com/news/video-m...

Happy Delaware Day! #OTD in 1787, 30 delegates met in Dover and unanimously agreed to ratify the Constitution of the United States, thus earning our moniker "The First State" delawareday.delaware.gov/about-delawa....

The MVP decides which mascot is sacrificed?!? Good lord this bowl game is the gift that keeps giving. Pop-Tarts truly gets us 🥲

Please, for the love of all you hold dear, do NOT summon the Grand Raccoon into your home. It's just like any other raccoon in that it's...very very destructive. ...also space heater safety and whatever

In just a few decades, wild turkeys in Delaware went from non-existent to ungovernable menaces to society. Thankful for conservation!

I suppose the one tiny itty bitty sliver of hope I have is that state agency coalitions like AFWA, NEAFWA, ASMFC and others can hold the line of conservation accountability from the local level. For how long? Dunno...

Delaware has your back, Sarah 💪 www.delawareonline.com/story/opinio...

Call of the week: "What do I have to do to have a deer as a therapy animal?" Nothing. Because you can't keep a live deer in Delaware, full stop. Get a fricken dog.

Yeah, I think I like my job

We're hosting training this week and next. Look at these boating nerds with their cute lil' bump helmets. Trainers have the cute neon PFDs.

I'm not belittling the massive impact to commercial fishermen in Italy, but hear me out: send US crabbers over to Italy (bc nobody knows how to overfish like US crabbers), then send over MD grammas to organize giant crab feasts. McCormick sends a ton of Old Bay. www.pilotonline.com/2023/08/29/b...

The problem with taking pictures on a boat is the damn water HOLD STILL FOR A SECOND I NEED A STRAIGHT PHOTO 🛥️

A pod of Atlantic bottlenose hung out alongside MP Mike last night.

I love that you're all taking boating safety education through us and intend on being responsible on the water but can y'all give me a sec to catch up it's an office of just me babes

Out here making sure people ain't trying to harvest shit-filled clams. They are catching a ton of small croaker though.

Y'all don't like clams anyway, right? . . . Right?!? https://news.delaware.gov/2023/08/02/millsboro-wastewater-spill-closes-indian-river-bay-to-recreational-bivalve-shellfish-harvest-through-aug-24/

Had to tell the girls at the coffee shop that sharks don't smell blood any better than other fish, and it's more decomposition scent and sounds that attract them. But I still fucking got one

it's my bird buddy but I only save the shitty pics

Feelin' kinda crabby in this gaddam heat

K9 Zieger is stealing the show tonight at the DE State Fair