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I hack physical security and physical security accessories. Is the cousin of death
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www.pharmaceuticalcommerce.com/view/eli-lil... this is a perfect example of why I strongly advocate for red teams to pivot from targeting offices to testing distribution facilities

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It stands to reason the Navy Supply Corps has a warehouse of submarine parts somewhere, It's safe to assume such a warehouse has a E.L.F on a shelf.

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Meanwhile at the atlantic's news room:

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If you want to chart the distribution of Scandinavian names you must draw a Sven diagram.

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The pop rock duette Roxette should license their song "Listen to your heart" to companies that make pacemakers

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youtube.com/shorts/3piZK... meanwhile at adt

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People who have been using Microsoft products since 2001 know the tech stack well because they have....experience points.

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I am going to make a secure storage area encased in a wire mesh made from 18/0 stainless steel, a Nickel-less cage if you will

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if you spend your whole career doing offense for a nation state you will have a hard time doing offensive security in the private sector where you won't have the resources and structure that comes with state backing.

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It's a missed opportunity that there was never a Ukranian Mafia leader named don Bas

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If you wiretap a Military PBX it's technically a rootkit because you can intercept calls to the Colonel.

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www.fbi.gov/wanted/seeki...

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5xj... <-- same energy as the people defending hadnagey

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It's a missed opportunity that Qakbot isn't called RAT basta.

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If you are US government employees who work on classified stuff and get the email from Musk asking what you are working on this is the best response www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBv1...

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You would see more CPTED jokes if you put up more cameras and lights

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when you phish the enterprise admin account

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cybersecuritynews.com/penetration-... this is not the first time Maltese cops have arrested ethical hackers, I would not recommend doing work there

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This is why schools have to claim ownership of their google maps listing

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www.inversecos.com/2025/02/an-i... NSA has a blank check but can't pay for people to work overtime

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Who needs asmr when you have aslr.

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male privilege is Kanye getting to do unhinged shit that causes actual problems for society scot free but they put Britney spears in toxic guardianship for next to nothing.

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This came up in a conversation I had with a coworker today: For me personally the most interesting thing about North Korea hacking Banks,Cryptocurrency exchanges and other financial institutions is the hackers doing it probably only interacted with Banks for the first time as adults.

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www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

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movie idea: AI prompt jailbreaker finds a magic lamp and goes toe to toe with a Genie who believes in Malicious compliance.

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When the weather forcast says there will be strong wind on the day you need to evade ground radar sensors

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covertaccessteam.substack.com/p/thoughts-a... notice they didn't social engineer their way in in broad day light to plug in a bash bunny.

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I should organize a alarm bypass contest, I will call it: Extreme shorts.

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The Beverage Balsam should be called Balt Liquor instead.

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When a ballerina is rehearsing or performing to a casual audience they may wear a tutu but when performing professionally it is recommended they wear a ustedusted

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Did you hear that you can evade Iranian IDSs by putting your payloads in a password protected archive, the sharif don't like it when you lock the tarball.

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youtu.be/P5xjR-M3BsY?... reiserfs fans irl

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If you don't want your network vulnerability scanner to hog all the bandwidth you must enable...... qualys of service on your router

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