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Physician, father, memesmith, democrat, resister, and hopeless Star Wars nerd. Opinions are my own and are always correct. @TheSnarkTank99 in the bad place.
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Don’t be distracted.

submitted 4 hours ago • 6 comments

BREAKING NEWS: Expression officially changed to “worth its weight in eggs”.

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s nice to know that, even when he’s holding his newborn spare kidney for the very first time, Elon still finds time to use his phone to be the worst person ever.

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

The american dictator is in talks with the Russian dictator to decide how to divvy up Ukraine. That’s what’s happening. Don’t be distracted.

submitted 5 hours ago • 7 comments

Sometimes, just for fun, I like to imagine his obituary. #YouKnowWhoIMean

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

During WWII, four brothers from the same Jewish family signed up to fight against the Nazis. Only one of the four brothers survived. His grandson is the current President of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky. Sláva Ukrayíni!

submitted 3 days ago • 180 comments

🎶Here’s a story Of a pasty Nazi Who was couping us with Douchy MAGA trolls They were all unqualified Racist incels The youngest one Big Balls🎶

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

BREAKING NEWS: DOGE cancels all humanitarian aid in order to fund “Land Force One” fleet of Presidential Cyberlimos.

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

This is what happens when you name your kid something stupid, give him infinity dollars, and raise him on 100% social media. youtu.be/g7XQgI4ZDL0?...

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

“What was even the point of electing a criminal if they won’t even let him break the law?” - Elon Musk

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Donald Trump declares Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl winners. Declares himself MVP. /s

submitted 12 days ago • 5 comments

Some superb owls for this Super Bowl Sunday…

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 NFL unveils its replacement for “End Racism” end zone signage…

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

If Elon Musk’s real goal was to find wasteful spending, and not to steal our private information, then why did he hire hackers instead of accountants?

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

The NFL has the opportunity to do the funniest thing…

submitted 13 days ago • 42 comments