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big hairy fella. i like leftist politics and thinking about card games he/him/his
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the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette.

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"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

me: so how's the bitch back home? my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

she krusty on my krab till i secret formular

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine

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showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it"

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: (

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game. looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it

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he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : )

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

...chappell...

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful. perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin

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rate my grocery list

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this

submitted 35 days ago • 58 comments

my toxic trait is definitely the highly deadly poison that seeps out of my skin. BUT to be fair I am brightly colored

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

ya know, a lot of members of the online EDH community are very vocal about loving tokens, but I'm more of a counters guy myself. +1/+1 counters just sorta find their way into a lot of my decks... and counterspells

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

i really love the foley in Dead Rising 1. all the little sound effects are very nice. the pitter patter of shoes against the mall floor. the slight crunch to the VO. the sound of the smoothie maker popping off. good stuff

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

!!!!

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

(posts ass on main) haha sorry phone eats first

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

one day, my beautiful and loving wife will be screaming my name at the Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Contest

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

he munch

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

fit check

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

medieval Peasants were actually quite scared of love, that's why "intimate" and "intimidate" sound so similar.

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: D

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

had a great moment at the gym doing arms where I felt really sexy and let my hair down and DAMN it was all curled and looked great you shoulda seen it

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

incredible moment at the end of a Congalala hunt where I leapt from my bird, shot the heavy pod into its face and instantly killed it (at the end of the hunt) while still midair. felt pretty cool

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

call me a clumsy lumberjack because I have been DROPPIN LOGS today

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

holy FUCK just had a rad hunt. responded to an SoS for the Tempered Rathian + Quematrice optional quest, and I perfect guarded EVERY big fireball from Rath, each time running in front of the team to do it. felt like a superhero. dope game

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

my muscles are strong but so is my compulsion to eat sweet treats. thus, i am rectangular

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my theory: silksong has been a complete game for 3 years, but they've been working on a way to make that games Path of Pain inflict actual physical pain on the player

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

YEAAAAH BABYYYY THEYRE ON THEIR WAAAAAAY

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

"dude with the big hair" they say, not knowing my heart is bigger and stuff

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

one thing I'm thinking about Title Updates for Wilds is: I want every region to get either ONE (1) monster whose TIED with the Apex in power, or I want NO new monsters to top Apexes. they're Apexes for a reason. get BODIED by the big fish, idiot

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment