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big hairy fella. i like leftist politics and thinking about card games he/him/his
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the fungus i use the most is definitely Corpsejack (my goat), but a personal fav is easily Marionette.

"bavarian cream turnover" DOES sound like a sex act. had one this morning

all time top episode of hotel hell is the one where Gordon's just like "this hotel isn't working AND you have no bitches" and there's a whole subplot where he gets the guy a date

me: so how's the bitch back home? my friend, who's a Yorkshire Terrier: i love her. she's the light of my life

she krusty on my krab till i secret formular

my sultry hips have been banging into tables and corners a lot today. damn this voluptuous body of mine

showed a girl my hair today and she asked me what my secret was. didn't know how to answer, so I just said "don't cut it"

i like the normal travelling chocobo art more than the alternate ones, but i also like fun colors. i doubt we'll get an ext. art of the normal under these circumstances, but it's what i want

i'm so embarrassed man. girl brushed past me on the subway and i giggled like the pillsbury dough boy. i can't do this anymore

heh, nice try fellow fan. but i've pathologized YOUR niche into seeming psychotic, and MY NICHE into seeming based. now everybody on this twitter thread will know i'm better than you

i know this barmaid asmr is supposed to make me feel relaxed but there's NO WAY I'm gonna be able to eat this big ass loaf of bread. how will i save room for my meal.

guy in aliens: HEY! that's my emotional support hostile alien species >: (

i'm very much a devil on your shoulder typa guy. yeah you SHOULD have some ice cream, today sucked. SKIP the gym and sleep in this morning, it's not going anywhere. yeah hot cheetos do sound good rn

took many years to get the confidence required to check my ass out in the gym mirror but here I go

been playing Rise at the laundromat to pass time. game's perfect for that, and super fun. glad Wilds' being fun brought me back to this game. looking forward to Sunbreak, I've heard a lot of really positive stuff about it

he also gave me a plate off of carving. safe to say Zinogre is my friend : )

maybe I'm the friend that's too weird, but responding with FINALLY when somebody starts an of feels strange. I get you're trying to be supportive, but it just sounds like you've been waiting for AGES to see those nudes. very odd.

...chappell...

watching someone play Nier Replicant and this game looks fuckin awful. perhaps it just doesn't appeal to my sensibilities

the key to being funny online is doing it in as few words as possible

took a rear view selfie and looked really worried about somethin

rate my grocery list

the most powerful nations in the world don't take the welfare of actual human beings seriously. choke on AI and die please

fascism is here. rightwingers do not believe in laws. they must be punished for this

my toxic trait is definitely the highly deadly poison that seeps out of my skin. BUT to be fair I am brightly colored

ya know, a lot of members of the online EDH community are very vocal about loving tokens, but I'm more of a counters guy myself. +1/+1 counters just sorta find their way into a lot of my decks... and counterspells

i really love the foley in Dead Rising 1. all the little sound effects are very nice. the pitter patter of shoes against the mall floor. the slight crunch to the VO. the sound of the smoothie maker popping off. good stuff

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(posts ass on main) haha sorry phone eats first

one day, my beautiful and loving wife will be screaming my name at the Iowa State Fair Husband Calling Contest

he munch

fit check

medieval Peasants were actually quite scared of love, that's why "intimate" and "intimidate" sound so similar.

: D

had a great moment at the gym doing arms where I felt really sexy and let my hair down and DAMN it was all curled and looked great you shoulda seen it

incredible moment at the end of a Congalala hunt where I leapt from my bird, shot the heavy pod into its face and instantly killed it (at the end of the hunt) while still midair. felt pretty cool

call me a clumsy lumberjack because I have been DROPPIN LOGS today

holy FUCK just had a rad hunt. responded to an SoS for the Tempered Rathian + Quematrice optional quest, and I perfect guarded EVERY big fireball from Rath, each time running in front of the team to do it. felt like a superhero. dope game

my muscles are strong but so is my compulsion to eat sweet treats. thus, i am rectangular

my theory: silksong has been a complete game for 3 years, but they've been working on a way to make that games Path of Pain inflict actual physical pain on the player

YEAAAAH BABYYYY THEYRE ON THEIR WAAAAAAY

"dude with the big hair" they say, not knowing my heart is bigger and stuff

one thing I'm thinking about Title Updates for Wilds is: I want every region to get either ONE (1) monster whose TIED with the Apex in power, or I want NO new monsters to top Apexes. they're Apexes for a reason. get BODIED by the big fish, idiot