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A Fish Called Wanda
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50 years ago. The shelf life on that anecdote should have expired by now.
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Everything in his world is transactional. That's all he has ever understood.
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Ram Jam - Black Betty
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Do it with the Delco accent. "Flahy, Iggles flahy Awn the rohd to victerry..."
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youtu.be/0wSXTN2EfRo?...
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What the hell is a cheese factory?
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Take the Jeopardy! online test. See if you can't monetize that shit.
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Followed by a swig of ice cold milk to wash over the Oreo and cause it to disintegrate on my tongue. It's a process.
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People will think you're 6.
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That would be opening a can of worm.
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I passed the 300 foot mark. I can now walk the length of a football field on my two prosthetic legs.
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You should try grafting a fungo to your skeezix. This will allow multi-prong without damage to your COW drive.
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He's inhuman. Have you ever seen him laugh? What human never laughs?
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The water is there. The water pressure has diminished. Do you need me to draw you a picture in crayon so you get it?
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Maybe you'll come around when the fires or floods are ravaging your neighborhood and destroying everything you own. Don't think it can't happen.
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There's plenty of water. The water pressure dropped because conduits are melting due to the extreme heat. This is straight from the LAFD. The intensity and scope of these fires are unprecedented. People who know science and aren't parroting right-wing talking points have said it's climate change.
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Her soul died a long time ago.
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Zelda and GTA Link runs around Hyrule stealing horses and getting into arrow fights.
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Everybody laughs once in a while. He's inhuman.
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I don't even know what that means.😂 Even your insults are pathetic
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They meant "dink".
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And Republicans run North Carolina, so the hurricane damage must have been their fault too. Moron.
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The money is going to relief organizations, not into the pockets of the wealthy. Mr. Nanjiani is doing something decent in the midst of a disaster. Have you been a tool all your life, or are you just getting around to it now?
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You can let them ripen for a week, but they're only suitable for consumption for about 15 minutes.
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I watch a rerun on Prime every day during breakfast. After 50+ years, the show can still make me laugh out loud and choke me up in equal measure.
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...inscrutable...
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Never heard of it. Is it any good?
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Not real newish, but a lot of people haven't seen American Vandal on Netflix. Quick and hilarious.