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Something I think about these days is that Cameron wrecked a Ferrari 250 GT California that is now worth about $17 million so he’s definitely dead right? I mean coming of age and all good job buuuuuut he died later that day when dad came home

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It’s not even fair to compare MAGA to the people who drew on caves 30,000 years ago. Those cave artists were the SCIENTISTS of their day. They were cataloguing animal movements and harvests and populations. They wanted facts. The MAGA of 30,000 years ago left no trace whatsoever of their existence.

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I was taught in 1993 by Mike Myers that there was a secret society called the Pentavirate that ran everything globally including the newspapers and met three times a year at the Meadows in Colorado. Can we at least backslide to that version of the world

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The weird thing about Trump is that everything he does is to conceal one or another ugly truth about himself that we ALREADY KNOW is true. He’s living under the delusion that he isn’t already a pariah, and to preserve that delusion he’ll sell out anything and anyone.

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The new Guantanamo facilities aren’t for illegal immigrants. They’re for political prisoners.

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So Elon Musk suggested getting rid of all regulations. If you want to know what that looks like, drive a Cybertruck. Put your fingers in the frunk while it’s closing.

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If you’re looking for a guidebook for what the Brostikas will do next, watch “Goodfellas” or “The Sopranos.”

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

<begin Wicked parody> Karening through life, yelling at strangers, making up danger with Black folks around </Wicked parody>

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Not surprisingly the universe is beautiful in spite of all the skullfuckery going on.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Not trying to tell anyone what to do with their money but if any well-heeled #bluesky folks want to start up a charitable personal security service for people Turnip pulled it from, there’s tons of good PR available amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/...

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Apparently the top admiral in the Coast Guard was female. So, of course, already fired by the Musk Administration.

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Turnip reassigning career Justice officials, who their peers and subordinates respect, to Storage B is a great way to create a Deep State if you couldn’t find one to whine about

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Just walked my trash to the curb in a t-shirt. Then I remembered it’s 20 degrees out, and moved my trash cans to the Capitol Rotunda

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Watching the episode of Friends where Phoebe says she doesn’t believe in evolution/gravity and yeah uh she’s responsible for the internet and MAGA

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Nothing helps a holiday display like a little snow

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Super curious how the imminent blizzard is gonna affect the vote certification on Monday. We’re supposed to get like 10 inches, which is surprising since I don’t see how we can certify more than four with Trump

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Idina Menzel has been typecast into characters whose names begin with E and end with A

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2025 already has a defining photo we’re less than a day in

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submitted 53 days ago • 16 comments

RIP Jimmy Carter. First Democratic president of my lifetime, and just an amazing, classy person.

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

New screenplay I’m writing (part 1): Stone Rogers, Puce Bannon and Phony Stark are about have a Civil War to decide who gets to control Playgolf Twitler.

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

Wrote this one a while ago wanted to share: The Revolutionary War was fought in part because Americans didn’t like being forced against their will to quarter soldiers in their homes. Similarly, women don’t like being forced against their will to quarter soldiers in their wombs.

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 58 days ago • 680 comments