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Feeling cute today. Just ate a squid. Might fall asleep later on the stairs to the beach so the swimmers can't get down.
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Surreal moment just now Bernie Sanders displays “Unvaxxed Unafraid” baby onesies sold by Children’s Health Defense, which RFK Jr founded. “Are you supportive of these onesies,” Sanders thundered.

Biology fun fact: dolphins are just dogs that fell in the ocean one million years ago and couldn't figure out how to climb out.

You caught my attention...

I am 100% telling my boss we need to use this in a cardiovascular marketing campaign

I've watched this video maybe 20 times in the last day

When I'm explaining the difference between a "triggered ability" and a "replacement effect" in Magic: the Gathering

Anyone else?

I'm watching The Boy and The Heron for the first time and every frame is magic.

Listen. New Yorkers. I'm normally a pretty chill guy. But if you're outside playing music after 1:00 a.m., your neighbors should be legally allowed to take your boombox and hurl it into the Hudson.

Behold, He is risen! Shark Jesus returns to save our oceans!

www.theguardian.com/environment/...

And we STILL don't know which came first!

Are you sure that's a pigeon? I think it might be a chicken.

Reading yet another novel where a writer from NYC or LA imagines no one in the 2700 miles between the coasts could know anything about art or literature or film, or possibly recognize a famous artist if they saw them in person.

If you had a million dollars, but you had to spend it all on raw fish, what kind of fish would you buy?

Oops, that was me! Did you know you can build a jetpack out of kelp, a stolen scuba tank, and two pufferfish?

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Time for a much needed dance

After the week we've all had, this news story was exactly the sort of palate cleanser I needed. What does the helmet do? Does it grant you the proportionate strength and speed of a Dutchman? Does it contain a map to the Declaration of Independence? Post your answers below!

www.nytimes.com/2025/01/26/w...