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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 23,1949

average senate republican: here is the new US Constitution I wrote on the back of a napkin this is now the law get fucked average senate democrat: I wish I knew someone in the senate

Weird Catholic convert: Google “ordo amoris” Normal Catholic: I better go get some more baked ziti from the big tray before they do the raffle

More #filmphotography crap and what have you.

More #filmphotography shenanigans.

24 (Series, 2001 - 2010)

that moment when gender is definitely an unchangable biological truth so you have to enforce it via fascistic law

where does the new york times even find these people

western addresses are all like "3821142 El Creek Springs Creek, Dusty Creek Aggregate Area, CA 91238" and new england addresses are all like "4 Old St, Town, VT 05921"

seasons greasons everyone

Some episodes in one’s life are best being cast to the sands of time.

mayor of whoville: ive had it with that grinch wife: isn’t he good now? mayor: i don’t buy it wife: he wrote us an original christmas song. he is making an effort mayor: sure but he called it “fuck city: born to die” wife: yeah and that rules mayor: wife: why are you being such a little bitch

Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys

Buy more Fits you cowards #hondafit #gk5 #filmphotography

winter night walks are great for freaks like me who enjoy a desolate wasteland with no one around and nothing but howling frost wind belting your face freezing you half to death. it’s refreshing

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

The grocery store, and for that matter every public place, should have a fast lane for people who are experienced errand runners and a slow lane for people who act like they're on a sightseeing tour

the "an average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid is actually just a statistical error. an average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

I continue to not know what I’m doing, yet I continue to enjoy myself. #filmphotography #believeinfilm