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Why am I watching a Nintendo Direct for a game I can't afford on a console that might not even be available in my country? #MarioKart

Damn after Lottie's recent crashout I think Misty has been dethroned #yellowjackets

Not only do Republican chucklefucks think helping out the needy is wrong, but now paying federal employees to WORK is wrong? Aren't these the same lowlifes who worship Billionaires for being job providers?

Pure Comedy. No Notes

I owe the SNL audio engineers an apology. Even the Superbowl mixing team doesn't know how to handle live TV performances #kendrick #superbowl

"Isn't it crazy that Pluto is a dog that acts like a dog, but Goofy is a dog that acts like a human? How can an animal and a humanoid species so closely related co exist?" -The species that evolved from apes and now keeps them in cages

We have to start teaching more history. So many people pretending like corporations wouldn't deny a qualified candidate just because of race. Now they can just cite "culture fit" and call it a day.

Another day, another waking up to a Google notification that the Warriors lost

Barron looks like he wants to go to #mars just to get tf out of there

Being fired for being a bigot is not government censorship

Thanking the Black community with not a single black person in the audience... What do we think about that #blacksky?

May these people be strengths to President Trump? What about to the fucking nation

So excited for a new Mac Miller album. Rest in Peace to a real one. #balloonerism

“Mustard”, Dumbledore said calmly #kendrick

The way those witches were dancing I thought them MFS were about to fuse #wicked

Someone please hand #kendrick a Grammy right now

That fight was fake as hell. Paul landed more shots because if my boy Mike would have landed a proper one it would have killed him

Matt Gaetz shouldn't be within 500 yards of a middle school, let alone the White House

Fucking hell. At this point give Mayor McCheese a cabinet position

#loveisblind reunion made me very uncomfy. A lot of he said she said with no resolution

Was excited to finally find a Twitter alternative until I realized I still don't have funny ideas to post