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Worse? ( Batty asked, muttering against the gin bottle's mouth before he gingerly swallowed a burning swig. A few coughs followed that he managed to calm with a few bangs to his naked chest with his fist. ) The gin's trying to kill me!>

You bet! I'll give you a good taste of the merc life. Who knows, you might just end up going for seconds. ( Bruce wasn't the only one excited about this. ) Consider it done! I'm taking you right now.

Happy Valentine's! 💥

So like the light of the sun are the eyes of men. They feed or kill the soul, quench the spirit's thirst. They can be strong wine. . .or poison most foul. ( Grinning, visibly proud of himself for still being able to recite some poetry. Gin had always brought his love for art out in the open. )>

Well, shit. Looks like we don't have any luck when it comes to keeping women. Maybe we should try men next time, huh? ( Batty playfully bumped against Bruce, nearly causing them both to fall over due to the mercenary losing his balance for a second.>

She's. . .not coming back from where she went. Not many people do, anyway. ( As vague as he was, it was obvious that Batty was talking about a one-way trip to the afterlife. )>

I should come around more. Or you could visit me sometime. . .Now that Nessa and I aren't together anymore. ( He dropped that casually. It was well-known to his friends that Batty couldn't keep a significant other for long. His record was two weeks.>

A lot of things can happen in a week, Bruce. I mean the world happened in six days! Depending on what you believe. Still, some good progress can be done. ( He gave Bruce an encouraging smack in the back. )>

Good company can turn the most mundane shit into something extraordinary. ( Even drunk, Batty had somehow found the brainpower to share some of his wisdom. Probably something he'd learned in the military. ) Speak for yourself, pal. I'm only thirty-seven.>

Leave it to your good ol' buddy Roy to turn your life around! Give me a week and I guarantee you'll return as a happier man. I don't know what exactly happened between you and the missus but once she sees the new you- >

( Batty sighed. He knew what Bruce was going to say. ) I'm sorry, pal. I know that my one night stand heartbreaks don't even come close to how this might feel like for you but usually when I feel like I'm not good for anyone, I bury myself in work.>

I always knew that words had more power than we realized! ( Chuckling, Batty might've actually believed that Bruce had been responsible for getting the fireworks back. It was the gin's effect on his system that made him so gullible.>

Oh, come on, Bruce. She can't be busy all the time. Especially not in this case. ( He paused, letting out a sigh. ) You know that I'm very good at finding things out, right? So either you tell me what's really going on or I'll do the research myself on my free time.