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you "frew up?" highly illogical

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

Family knowing I don't respond to advice and only respect psychics, paying strangers to come up to me and go, "Ah, the spirits are saying ahhh, your homemade soaps don't smell that good. You'll never make a living selling homemade soaps. Spirits can still smell. From behind the gossamer veil."

submitted 150 days ago • 2 comments

Rest in peace, Lynne Marie Stewart, The Most Beautiful Woman in Puppet Land. 😔💔

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I forgot that I made this and I also forgot why I made it.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

He does this every Friday.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I can only assume this was another executive order

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Chico, California.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Every good basketball team needs a white guy with a headband. The Blazers have a strong young core but they'll never be a contender until they find a white guy with a headband

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Got my thumbnail removed at 8am, a dental cleaning at 10am, and ice cream at noon

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Had a baked potato, artichoke, and baked beans from a can for dinner. A true hobo's supper

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Repeatedly trying to say all the letters as a single word until someone calls an ambulance

submitted 2 days ago • 14 comments

Tom Waits- The Heart of Saturday Night (1974)

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Just a sec, gotta catch up on the last week of my feed

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Happy tenth birthday to a real one

submitted 7 days ago • 93 comments

One of the midshipmen is coming out of cryo sleep today and we’re all going to hide and put the date on the ships computer forward by 300 years

submitted 8 days ago • 3 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

Yelp, but just for how wobbly the tables are

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments