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Just finished watching the penultimate episode and laughed so hard I feel a little dizzy.

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Electrician: "I'm gonna go swap out that breaker for you." Me: "Okay, you have to shut down the whole house for that, right?" Electrician: "Nah" Me: "Really?" Electrician: (brief pause) "Well, *you* always should."

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

submitted 3 days ago • 32 comments

As obsessed with Rome as Fascists are, and as modeled after Rome our whole *thing* is, you'd think they'd be aware of what happened to any Roman who dared call himself "King."

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I missed a lot of news today, how many new Trashcans Man did we accidentally make?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Watching Frasier and I'm sorry to have to tell you all this but Kelsey Grammer could have pulled off Walter White

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Oh no, I just bought civ 7 though

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

THIS IS HUGE! Researchers have developed a nasal COVID-19 vaccine that BLOCKS transmission of the virus. This suggests vaccines delivered directly to the nose or mouth could play a CRITICAL role in containing the spread of respiratory infections. Phase I clinical trials HAVE BEEN APPROVED! 🧪🧵⬇️

submitted 11 days ago • 201 comments

I am curious if I know any welders or welder-adjacent folks on here who could tell me about what the normal cost would be to have a bracket welded back onto the frame of a gaming chair. Less than $120?

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Drake is the all-time biggest loser of a rap feud and that includes people who have gotten shot and died as a result of rap feuds

submitted 20 days ago • 57 comments

Well, this might help explain why Civ 7's UI is laughably terrible, their star intern ended up in jail.

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It looks like they made the menus in a Godot tutorial!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This is at least the tenth game they've made!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I wouldn't have thought it possible, but @potatomcwhiskey.bsky.social somehow managed to undersell how bad the ui is in Civ 7. Like "Graphic Design is my passion" bad loading screens.

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We're also all going to have to change our names to Gordon

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I needed a distraction to drain out my brain worms, so here’s this thing I made

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

Grateful Dead begot Phish, Phish begot Dave Matthews Band, Dave Matthews Band begot Rusted Root, and Rusted Root begot Of A Revolution. And God said, "Let there be a Game of Poker," and it was Crazy.

submitted 410 days ago • 3 comments

ski instructor said the yeti turds I found are moose droppings. am I supposed to be comforted by the fact the yeti is riding a goddamn moose

submitted 27 days ago • 97 comments

first they came for the mimes. and i said nothing. because i am a mime.

submitted 28 days ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I just need to watch this

submitted 31 days ago • 25 comments

Astronomers Discover Planet Identical To Earth With Orbital Space Mirror theonion.com/astronomers-...

submitted 31 days ago • 44 comments

Nobody ever asks "How is John Galt?" (celebretory)

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so as it turns out I think calling him drumpf didn’t work

submitted 32 days ago • 6 comments

Iiiiiiiiiii can't stand it I know ya planned it etc etc

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

maybe i should be posting about the executive orders but tbh it's already a cacophony and i don't have anything unique to add in earnest and i haven't thought of a good joke either so i'm sitting around watching football and listening to comedy because life, even when it sucks, goes on.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments