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Things are so fucking bad EVERYWHERE right now and your refusal to do anything about it until it affects you personally is going to be the end of all of us. 1/3🧵

I just saw an ad for the Lilo & Stitch live action movie and jesus christ. Are we planning to have another original thought at some point in the future of entertainment or are we just doomed to rehash the same IPs every 10-20 years until the sun explodes?

*Loud sigh* *pinches nose bridge* I guess let’s try the fucking banker, which is better than Diet Trump. Whatever. Let me be clear: I’m relieved but I’m certainly not celebrating for another old white oligarch being elected into office.

You’ve been taught that anarchy was synonymous with broken storefronts, civil unrest and chaos. But the entire concept can be boiled down to ā€œI don’t want power over others and I don’t want others to have power over meā€. The ruling class created the former because they are TERRIFIED of the latter.

I just saw a post pointing out that ICE = SS and someone commenting ā€œlol what is SS please don’t drag me I literally can’t keep up with all the internet slangā€ and this… this is why we’re not gonna make it folks.

Listen. My 5 year plan is to consume as much art in various forms as I possibly can, alone in my apartment with my cats. It is literally the most peaceful existence I can think of right now.

Dear every fan of Andrew Tate and Jordan Peterson: I’m sorry your mom belittled and/or humiliated you when you were a kid. You didn’t deserve that. But now you’re kinda making it everyone’s problem so if you could deal with your unresolved shit, we’d appreciate it. Cheers.

I don’t think the guy who called me today to discuss my RRSPs and placements to make sure tarrifs wouldn’t impact me too much was ready to hear ā€œlook, I live under no illusion that I’ll ever be able to retire, and even if I do the planet will be burnt to a crisp by thenā€.

Although it’s very inspiring to see protests popping up everywhere in the US today, please PLEASE for your and other people’s safety, refrain from posting pictures with protestors’ faces clearly identifiable. 1/2 🧵

Do you think all the rebel girlies in 1933 were like ā€œyou should ask him who he voted for before agreeing to a dateā€

The absurdity of the terms ā€œwokeā€ and ā€œred pilledā€ being diametrically opposed is not lost on anyone with a brain.

What you call « cancel culture » is quite literally the « invisible hand of the market » you business douches have been ranting about for decades. 1/3 🧵

« Cocaine is a hell of a drug. »

People who are scared by the concepts of anarchy and socialism feel that deep down, they are incapable of having control over their own lives. They need someone to lead, to tell them what to think, what to buy, and to shrug the responsibilities of any mistake they make.

Only way to cope right now

God forbid women have hobbies. šŸ™„

I don’t think we fully appreciates the luxury of being bored in the current world. If you have time to be bored, it means you are fed, housed, clothed, and generally speaking not spending every second surviving. You have time to spare. Think of the wealth that represents.

Imagine all the amazing fucking art we’ll never experience because the people who would create it are busy surviving.

Trying to explain empathy to the morally bankrupt is akin to trying to explain the color blue to a blind person.

Whatever we do in the upcoming years, we cannot let the oligarchy recover from this. We need to give it the final kick, the one that snaps its neck once and for all, before it manages to recover.

Say whay you will about Grimes, that’s a pretty good fucking burn. šŸ”„

Happy ā€œthe clock display on your oven is correct againā€ to all who celebrate.

I once heard someone explain that republican/conservative art usually isn’t very good because it aims to answer questions definitively without room for interpretation rather than ask open questions to their audience and let them intepret the message like left-leaning art tends to do.

ā€œI suck in every possible way so the only logical explanation is that white/male privilege does not existā€ This is you. This is how you sound.

It’s 2058. Climate has been decimated. We lost a third of the population to food scarcity and nuclear warfare. Somehow, Ubisoft just released Assassin’s Creed’s 34th iteration, made by two dudes in a bunker and a whole AI farm using more water as coolant than the entire continent of Africa.

Starting to believe the post-WWII outrage regarding Nazis was more performative than anything else. We’ll probably see the same fabricated outrage at the Palestinian genocide a few years from now when there’s no longer any tangible consequences for speaking out. I hate it here.

This is important. Pay attention.

If I had known I would use the same dumb gmail address I created at 17 throughout my adult life out of sheer laziness I’d like to think I would’ve picked something better.

So men want women to see them as their protectors, safe and immutable and necessary, but when that lady in Idaho got violently dragged out of the town hall not a single one of them stood up to protect her? Get fucking real you cowards.

ā€œI absolutely think this ties into layoffs in a big way,ā€ Douse continues. ā€œUncertainty where – actually – there doesn’t have to be.ā€ This is the number one issue I have seen throughout my career. 1/2

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what ā€œ40 acres and a muleā€ in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

I spent my teenage years trying to be cool and my early 20s hanging out and sleeping with losers I thought were cool. Now in my late 30s I’m finally cool and, incidentally, hate everyone. āœŒļø

Of course you had a hard time understanding what Kendrick was saying. It’s hard to decipher the vocabulary of a talented lyricist and Pullitzer prize winner when you never cracked open a book.

ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ

I will never be friends or even reluctant acquaintances with people who ask in a comment on a random post something they could google and have the answer to in less than 5 seconds.

Undertale will never not be a fantastic fucking game. The tone and commentary is flawless all the way through. ✨

The Playstation Network was down for the past 24 hours or so and it made people realize that there is a great deal of media that they *think* they own but when the infrastructure fails… all those digital-only PS5s? They need access to PSN to confirm your game licenses. 1/2🧵

Shut the fuck up about the ā€œfar leftā€. There is no far left. The most ā€œradicalā€ takes I see on here are about basic healthcare, dental coverage, affordable housing, and access to nutritious food for all. Nothing about this is extreme. 1/2🧵