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I should have trademarked 'The Toddler' in reference to...well.....The Toddler
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A Maryland arborist reflects on winding up in the middle of Trump’s meandering WH lawn presser about Iran, Jay Powell, etc. “I had no clue who he was talking about," said Tattersall. "I was basically just there as a fly on the wall waiting for him to wrap it up & then we could get back to work."

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The Trump Mobile phone is now available in a stealth gold sneaker model - perfect for all your spying needs.

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President Trump said that he had no plans to call Governor Tim Walz of Minnesota after a man assassinated a state lawmaker there and wounded another over the weekend. "I think the governor of Minnesota is so whacked out, I’m not calling him," Trump told reporters.

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Me, me, me, me, me! Everything is about me!! Everyone should thank me!! Poor me!!

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"This is what you get when you order your 79th birthday celebration from Temu, but didn't pay the tariffs."

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I just got back home to finally sit down and watch the parade footage and it’s 100x more embarrassing than I expected. I totally forgot the weak nations that do these spend decades perfecting them. It looked like if Fyre festival did North Korea.

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We, the people, have spoken!

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Honestly I still can’t stop laughing 😂😅🤣

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Here is how Musk can get back into good graces with Trump: refer to him as 'Your Excellency.' That's what 'Little Rocket Man' called Trump in the "beautiful letters" he wrote to Trump, and Trump said "we fell in love."

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