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This.

submitted 3 days ago • 134 comments

“DOGE apparently didn’t understand the workers’ role”—in other words, that the “National Nuclear Security Agency” was an agency having something to do with national nuclear security

submitted 5 days ago • 434 comments

Trump's fitst assignment for RFK Jr should be a special task force to create a vaccine to prevent the bird flu that's killing egg laying chickens, instead of his dopey plans to take over Canada and Gaza.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

As a parent of two kids with special needs, I'm pretty damn excited to know that a racist billionaire who routinely uses the slur "r*tards" is destroying the federal department that's a bulwark for special education and support for disabled children.

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MIKE LUCKOVICH APPRECIATION POST @mluckovich.bsky.social is one of the greatest political cartoonists of all time. Thank you for 3 decades of scathing satire, remarkable insight and helping us all laugh to avoid weeping openly. 🙏 Your longtime fan, Mar🐫

submitted 15 days ago • 551 comments

Twats.

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Look for Me at the Grammys tonight! I'll be the one repeatedly thanked by people who will use cocaine later in the evening.

submitted 19 days ago • 47 comments

Trump's rich buddies ain't gonna like this

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Ontario Premier Doug Ford announces that starting Tuesday, the province will remove American products from LCBO shelves and its catalogue, blocking restaurants and retailers from restocking U.S. products. Every year, LCBO sells nearly $1 billion worth of American liquor, wine, and seltzer

submitted 20 days ago • 95 comments

Isn't the war in Ukraine supposed to be over by now?

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That horrible liberal publication Wall Street Journal onins on The Toddler's trade war with Canada and Mexico

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Am I the only one noting that after demonizing China for years, Trump seems to be letting them off lightly, while going full tilt against Canada? Is it Musk's business interests? Have Chinese players been buying Trumpcoin?

submitted 21 days ago • 406 comments

All the people who were firefighting experts last week are now NTSB Air Disaster Investigators.

submitted 21 days ago • 246 comments

The Toddler weighs in on the fatal mid air collision

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