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Dan Nainan if he was a T-800

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

i learned everything i know about sex from watching porn so i’ve fucked a lot of pizza delivery guys

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

please donate to my gofundme. i need $100K to get plastic surgery so i can look like the And1 guy

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

if i was a soothsayer i would warn trump to beware the DEIs of march

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

i think it rules that as a society we’ve decided that some dogs should have beards

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

everyone is laughing about these tariffs Canada has placed on the U.S. but you won’t be laughing when you find out many of your favorite podcasts hosts are Canadian and the price of a good podcast just went up my friend

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

australians drink pinot naur

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palindromes stressed me out until i discovered xanax

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

my homie sent me too many memes today and I od’d on laughter, had to narcan myself with a wikipedia article about the armenian genocide

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments