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Imagine with me a peanut M&M but instead of a peanut it contains a baked potato

submitted 17 hours ago • 8 comments

anyways please watch this edit that sent me into hysterics and now I need to redo my makeup

submitted 23 hours ago • 65 comments

Today I learned that the first baseball team in Seattle named themselves the “Alkis”. Alki is the Chinook word for “eventually”. “The Eventualies”. In 1877.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

A half-baked theory: Dems generally don't do anything, leaning instead of vibes, and they still manage to win a lot of elections. They confuse this with people preferring that they do nothing.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

conservatives acting like they can cancel pride month

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

If I could have all the fame and fortune of the Beatles, but I had to jack off with the Beatles, I don’t think it would be worth it

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Devoid of the context of sports, "Ball Boy" is still a pretty kickass job title.

submitted 310 days ago • 0 comments

I've got my own flimflam, too. Here's me promoting it.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It's generally a good thing when Trump chickens out, given that his policies, such as they exist, are at best misguided and at worst barbaric.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

get out loser, we’re going our separate ways

submitted 4 days ago • 3 comments

children should be vaccine and not hearsed

submitted 6 days ago • 15 comments

I’m not religious but I believe the movie Sphere is true

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

I’m not religious but I believe the movie Sphere is true

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

That’s three scoreless innings for the Phillies, baybeeeee

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

The GOP running on the “the dead are the lucky ones platform”

submitted 5 days ago • 30 comments

One of these things is not like the others

submitted 195 days ago • 11 comments

Dear Joni Ernst, You first. Sincerely, Leif Malone

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to watch something more uplifting than this Phillies game. Like Requiem for a Dream.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments