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The first 100 years has been enough

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The President is attacking me because I filed Articles of Impeachment, asking “What the hell did I do?” It's all in my seven articles of impeachment: 1. Defying a 9-0 Supreme Court ruling. 2. Dismantling federal agencies.

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JD Vance is the weird guy looking around the upstairs rooms at your birthday party

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Tesla is a Mesla

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Kevin Kiley refuses to talk to his constituents about their health care and social security. Because he WON’T protect it. So, I went to Folsom and talked to them.

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Aww… The Perp died

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State Farm let you down? You are not alone. Share your story. Comment on State Farm and CA Dept of Insurance social accounts. Include efsurvivors.net and #StateFarmOwesUs so others can find and join us. www.efsurvivors.net

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Funny how he omitted to disclose this to the Senate Judiciary Committee. Will committee Republicans be cool being played like this by this character? www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...

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“Eww, that’s so weird” -my first day as a Therapist

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Spend some time at the airport, you’ll understand why people hate Americans

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This is brilliant please read

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Grateful to the hundreds of folks who attended our town-hall with @bennet.senate.gov over the weekend and made their voices heard!

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You’re going bald because you cheat on your taxes

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Ok, but even with identical twins, one has to be the ugly one, right?

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The average ass crack can hold 19 slices or Oscar Mayer Bologna. Less if you fold them Not sure what average means here

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They don’t let the Pope go camping. And no, I can’t tell who “they” are

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Originally, only Cubans were allowed to live in Cubicles

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Drugs. Not Uggs

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They are are eating the checks; they are eating the balances. The economy is a wreck, but they are pretending we are in a palace. At the stroke of midnight the tarriffs will invoke more madness & the only question will be who will keep their lips tight & who will fight For the people that is!

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“…some of these tariffs do appear to be sort of politically targeted to hit certain agricultural products and other things that would hit particularly red states or states closest to American political figures” -CNBC on the EU Tariff retaliation

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Justice Sotomayor with a bone-chilling dissent today: “The implication of the govt’s position is noncitizens AND US citizens could be taken off streets, forced onto planes, confined to foreign prisons with no opportunity for redress…This Nation's laws is designed to prevent, not en-able, their rise.

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Crashing the world economy to avoid firing an incompetent drunk over the Signal debacle is peak trump logic

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Florida & Wisconsin, I hope you understand the assignment today! The entire Country, no World, is watching you. Please show up in record numbers and support candidates who will support the constitution & not the con!

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Was able to speak for a while this morning as @booker.senate.gov enters Hour 13 of holding the Senate floor. With two glasses of water and sheer determination, he’s telling the world that America is fighting back against this President. Go Cory!

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The Dodgers are the Harlem Globetrotters of baseball

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Holy shit 80% of the world’s bee population died in the last EIGHT months

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If only Whoopi Goldberg had married Peter Cushing

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America's wealthiest 1% can afford to buy nearly every home in the US, per Redfin:

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REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED REPEAL CITIZENS UNITED Rich people won't matter when the rest of us are dead. The 98% of America who DO the work MATTER. We ARE the glue that holds this country together. Without us, they are nothing.

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Call Sen Booker and leave a message! He’s out there for you, for us! Don’t leave it up to someone else-do this! 1(202)224-3224

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Sports in LA: Dodgers v Braves (game blocked out) Lakers v Rockets (game blocked out) I pay for both channels, how does the @MLB and @NBA get away with this without refunding customers something??

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NEW: DOGE is trying to gift itself a building worth $500 million, court filings show. It's the culmination of a dramatic battle between DOGE and the United States Institute of Peace, a Congressionally funded think tank. www.wired.com/story/doge-t...

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Rest stop

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I’m proud to announce that I have eliminated ordering takeout from my budget. This will save me an estimated $500 million dollars a year. Don’t bother to check my math, I had the DOGE guys calculate it for

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