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I’m gonna guess he thought he was picking TV’s Superman Dean Caine.

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The only reason Marco Rubio looks like a jug-eared piece of shit in photos is because he is one in real life.

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All of Elon Musk’s 13 kids were conceived via IVF which means he’s impotent.

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I guess the world needed more quislings.

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I miss the quiet, restrained evil of John McCain and Mitt Romney.

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I will not stand for this #SNL50 George Coe erasure.

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When you applaud people who resign in disgust just remember that surrender is not an act of resistance.

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The Hobbit is about a normal person who is called upon to destroy a monster who lays waste to villages in order to horde wealth. SHRUG EMOJI.

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Remember when we thought Elon Musk buying Twitter was one of the worst things for democracy? Happier times.

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If you look up any song on YouTube, there will inevitably be a comment that says something like, “this song will always remind me of my flatmate Barry who died being attacked by wolves.“

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RFK Jr is the Kennedy curse visited upon us.

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Somewhere out there a young man who goes by the name “Bigballz” is wacking off to your social security number.

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For as long as he’s been in the public eye, I’ve never seen Trump laugh. That should tell you something.

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Six months from now when our mail is delivered by Cybertruck driving men in that Kanye swaztika shirt, we’ll all just say “Huh… I guess the post office got new uniforms.”

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This administration sure is making it hard to live, laugh, love.

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This administration is making me miss Jared and Ivanka.

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Remember when the ancient Chinese secret was laundry detergent and not some weird AI bullshit?

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Current mood.

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I just heard that the company from Severance is discontinuing their DEI training.

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Trump’s executive order demanding that ZZ Top be pronounced “Zed Zed Top” is a chilling reminder that voting is important.

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How dare a minister ask me to consider being compassionate! Jesus must be rolling in his grave.

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Asking someone to be nice is apparently a political statement.

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A month from now Musk will be wearing a shirt with a Swastika on it and the press and the ADL will say, “it appeared to be a Nazi symbol, but really it’s a Sanskrit symbol meaning well-being.”

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Roman salute? Fuck right off with that.

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So America has just become a nation of people who identify with the Marine chant of “I don’t know, but I’ve been told… “

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I’m done with Sergio.

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I’m gonna guess he thought he was picking TV’s Superman Dean Caine.

The only reason Marco Rubio looks like a jug-eared piece of shit in photos is because he is one in real life.

All of Elon Musk’s 13 kids were conceived via IVF which means he’s impotent.

I guess the world needed more quislings.

I miss the quiet, restrained evil of John McCain and Mitt Romney.

I will not stand for this #SNL50 George Coe erasure.

When you applaud people who resign in disgust just remember that surrender is not an act of resistance.

The Hobbit is about a normal person who is called upon to destroy a monster who lays waste to villages in order to horde wealth. SHRUG EMOJI.

Remember when we thought Elon Musk buying Twitter was one of the worst things for democracy? Happier times.

If you look up any song on YouTube, there will inevitably be a comment that says something like, “this song will always remind me of my flatmate Barry who died being attacked by wolves.“

RFK Jr is the Kennedy curse visited upon us.

Somewhere out there a young man who goes by the name “Bigballz” is wacking off to your social security number.

For as long as he’s been in the public eye, I’ve never seen Trump laugh. That should tell you something.

Six months from now when our mail is delivered by Cybertruck driving men in that Kanye swaztika shirt, we’ll all just say “Huh… I guess the post office got new uniforms.”

This administration sure is making it hard to live, laugh, love.

This administration is making me miss Jared and Ivanka.

Remember when the ancient Chinese secret was laundry detergent and not some weird AI bullshit?

Current mood.

I just heard that the company from Severance is discontinuing their DEI training.

Trump’s executive order demanding that ZZ Top be pronounced “Zed Zed Top” is a chilling reminder that voting is important.

How dare a minister ask me to consider being compassionate! Jesus must be rolling in his grave.

Asking someone to be nice is apparently a political statement.

A month from now Musk will be wearing a shirt with a Swastika on it and the press and the ADL will say, “it appeared to be a Nazi symbol, but really it’s a Sanskrit symbol meaning well-being.”

Roman salute? Fuck right off with that.

So America has just become a nation of people who identify with the Marine chant of “I don’t know, but I’ve been told… “

I’m done with Sergio.

Every cyber truck has a button that when you press it, it announces “hey good lookin we’ll be back for you later!“

Is it just me or do those Transformers movies seem implausible?

Just spilled a bunch of club soda. Anyone know what will get that stain out?

Trump’s America.