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thewholedamnzoo.bsky.social
They/Them - suit by Fluffy.Boi.Suits - pfp by Kikichaos - Aussie - Filmmaker - Sometimes I paint - The Wicked Witch of Western Sydney
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If I had a time machine, first thing I’d do is go back in time and give the dude who invented hummus the best head in the universe

Started exercising today and the fact that I’m not immediately ripped is actually transphobic

The eternal dichotomy of loving elegant, baroque kink with masquerade masks, silk sheets, lace gloves, and gothic implements vs loving rough, grungy, nightclub bathroom kink with grime, drugs, and cheap cigarettes

Straight up I don’t think there’s such thing as a bad name for a cat

Without downloading any new pictures, what is your energy going into 2025?

Kinda homophobic that I’m not sitting on somebody’s face rn tbh

Wanna start going to raves and events and conquering my anxiety and meeting more people but I need someone to go with me to stuff and that’s a surprisingly high barrier to entry

Hey so can we agree that CaitVi is toxic yuri and Vi deserves better?

Why does Fall Out Boy always sound better if someone else is showing it to you?

The fact that I can’t make sfx with my mouth is bullshit I should be able to react to things with a vine boom without having to pull it up on my phone

The High School Musical 2 soundtrack has no business slapping this hard

Got to the first Discord message between myself and my boyfriend and he texted me ‘hewwo’ … I love him so much

Grammar matters (take a look, it's in a book) 🦋✨

Quit my shitty job today Super proud of myself

Sydney buses motto really is "Fuck you for catching the bus"

Respectability politics are the dumbest shit fuck all that be loud and aggressive about the shit that matters.

My favourite thing about ghost periods is checking my calendar to see if this is a normal bout of self hatred or if it’s hormone-induced

Babe come over I’m watching a 4-hour video essay on a trilogy of films neither of us have seen

Being a trans furry is just creating your own character to get gender envy from

Love it when I think I’ve already revealed my trauma to someone so I bring it up but then they don’t know what I’m talking about so I gotta do a quick Sparknotes infodump on how I’ve been mentally fucked

Anxiously checking Auspost every four seconds to see if my pup hood is gonna arrive before I move

I really hate being attracted to people and not knowing how to express that without seeming creepy. There’s so many people I wanna snuggle with and be with but I just feel like I’ll come off as predatory All this trauma around being rejected and being seen as a monster is holding me back

Nobody tells you that all the pain and dysphoria you experience while being trans is worth being able to look in a mirror and see exactly who you want to see These moments don’t last but at least for tonight, I’m beautiful

anti-furry harassment account migrated over from the birdsite you know the drill: report & block, but do not engage choke out the attention bad actors are farming instead of feeding it

Reskeet if you think trans women are neat