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Same bitch different place. I still don’t like you. Leave my she-shed alone. YouTube: https://youtube.com/@thebeaniebizzo?feature=shared My shizz: bsky.app/profile/thewifeyoulove.bsky.social
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My 13yr old daughter knows what’s up.

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Had to unfollow the fucking White House. They obviously know nothing about Star Wars. Blasphemy.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

A little more Tupac and a little less Puffy please.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Get with the times and quit calling them chores. Ask your kids if you can sign up for their cleaning subscription.

submitted 8 days ago • 8 comments

I’m extremely attractive if you just glance at me for a quick sec

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

"I shouldn't. I will. But I shouldn't." - an autobiography

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

My depression meds went straight to my ass. Dope.

submitted 5 days ago • 8 comments

Help! I’m babysitting my 6 month old Italian nephew and I need to know how often I should shave his back

submitted 4 days ago • 15 comments

I've said it before and I'll say it again because I have a terrible memory

submitted 5 days ago • 14 comments

Imagine hating me and I’m just sitting here watching PBS like a super heathen.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I need square ice cubes immediately and automatically. I’m sick of being a fucking peasant.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I’m still rallying. Go wine.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

At this point we should all rally for wine. 🍷

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

*flirting* I drank water today.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I have an ear leak. I think this is the end.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Music is my favorite thing.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I like being alone because there are no expectations or surprises. I hate being alone because it’s lonely and I have bullshit to spew.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

I’m going to go ahead and quit. I tried. Thanks for all the things.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Why can’t the oil just be virgin? Why’s it gotta be all extra and shit? I don’t like extra. Especially in my virgins. I mean… virgin oils.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Quit calling bad shit good. This is why everything is bad shit.

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Sure, microplastics, but the all consuming rage as well, you know? Cashier: so….paper?

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments

As an elder Gen X’er, I will call you “dude” regardless of gender or age and you will like it.

submitted 74 days ago • 2 comments

Long story short, that wasn't a popsicle I was grabbing...

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

The question of if a country could fuck itself harder than the UK did with Brexit has today been answered.

submitted 33 days ago • 816 comments

so as i understand it the president has driven an improvised fertilizer bomb directly into the foundation of global trade?

submitted 33 days ago • 550 comments

Blocks the word tariff cause I’m here to avoid reality.

submitted 33 days ago • 6 comments

I predict that Tariff will become a huge baby name in red states icl. Taryff

submitted 33 days ago • 83 comments

remember folks, it's always too soon to grow up

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

I got the girls and I moved. Slowly moving the stuff in, but we have the place. Thank you for the support ♥️

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

He said “The Fresh Prince of NoWhere.” That shouldn’t be so funny but here I am. Hyena like.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It’s almost 11pm. Turn your truck down and get off my lawn.

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

When I watch Yellowjackets I wonder if I would be delicious after being slaughtered and skinned.

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

I drink the blood of Christ most nights so don’t tell me I’m not spiritual.

submitted 41 days ago • 1 comment

My bad. Them there are rooooosters. Cocks as arm pads. (giggles in 12yr old boy)

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

He uses chickens as his arm pads on his crutches. I can’t imagine trying to market that.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

My ex said I don’t listen and I’ve been paralyzed with laughter since.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

fans that go low-medium-high>>>fans that go high-medium-low

submitted 57 days ago • 1 comment

Every day try to achieve 745 dreams. That would be my only advice I guess

submitted 56 days ago • 2 comments

I got called ma’am and cougar all in the same day. Don’t fuck with me. I can end you…. or something.

submitted 56 days ago • 1 comment

There’s no imminent danger of Earth being swallowed by a supermassive black hole and that’s a shame.

submitted 56 days ago • 19 comments

If you move into an apartment at my age you won’t have a yard. You won’t have to make milkshakes. You’ll save a fortune.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments