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Host of Tubi’s Netflix and Will
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Always order two servings for the table

The crowd went WILD when she spoke

Our best chance to get rid of him is June’s primary. His approval ratings are in the basement of hell and it only takes a few thousand votes to swing the primary BUT if you are registered as anything other than Dem, this Friday Feb 14 is the deadline to switch party www.thecity.nyc/2025/02/10/e...

It’s burn-my-tongue-on-soup weather.

This is how alcoholic servers in their 20s talk.

A woman at the grocery store had a yellow coat and a cart with only lemons and bananas. She may have been a cartoon character.

Hey, I had my first joke in the Onion this week.

The coffee shop under my apartment closed and left this final message

It’s my first week of unemployment in 13 years and I don’t know what to do with myself.

quick update on the United States:

😔

If Santa doesn’t bring me Green Day TBS American Dad! coffee, what was all my good behavior even for?

The person who stole my Twitter is really making the most of it.

I just don’t see how Wicked fits with the rest of the John Wick franchise.

I’ve been trying to figure out what it reminded me of all night.

Nothing has made me feel more like I’m living in a sci-fi dystopia than this AI-generated ad for a video helmet you strap to some local volunteer/dude from TaskRabbit.

Altoona desperately trying to be known for something other than its pizza

Have you donated your marinara sauce yet?

Someone brought a very talkative baby to my screening of Get Out, but dog might beat that.

Well, my Twitter was hacked so I assume I’m never getting it back. Can anyone who still has an account tell me if they’re doing anything fun or sexy with it?

Bluesky is an Ecco chamber.

People who like my family identify as pro-Choys.

Oh the many pandemic things I was sad about, the silliest was that dogs couldn’t see I was smiling at them when I was wearing a mask.

I’m not usually superstitious, but I twisted my ankle right after proclaiming I was a swifter runner than all the gods, especially Hermes…