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thewitchysniffy.bsky.social
23 y/o Nursing Student My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government. Occasional shitposter and poster of silly cats
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The amount of people that fit into this category is insane.

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Me, over the next four years: Don’t blame me, I voted for her.

submitted 88 days ago • 600 comments

a Jedi otter have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind

submitted 89 days ago • 16 comments

I got a 85% on my nursing exam LETS GOOOOO

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me: professor x: yes, i can read minds me: professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one

submitted 91 days ago • 98 comments

I have a proposal: Any extra cost added to American consumers by Trump tariffs should be paid exclusively by those who voted for him

submitted 91 days ago • 18 comments

Guys let’s play a game. What’s orange and probably about to get away with all of his crimes?

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REMINDER: Project 2025 eliminates no-fault divorce and makes it nearly impossible to get one. DONALD TRUMP: Five children by three different wives. PETE HEGSETH: Seven children by three different wives.

submitted 91 days ago • 262 comments

Bluesky 22M

submitted 92 days ago • 38 comments

Manifesting not being pregnant anytime soon 🙌💅

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Did…did a minotaur write this

submitted 91 days ago • 155 comments

Uh oh

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“I never thought the Death Star would blow up my face,” says Alderaan Palpatine supporter moments before disintegratation

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

“Bluesky is horrible they don’t believe in free speech!” Have they ever thought about the fact that their “free speech” is actually just a bunch of hate speech and slurs? Short answer: No

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I opted to work this thanksgiving. As the only blue in my family why would I want to go to that?

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A++ premium loafs available in Benicia, CA!

submitted 91 days ago • 8 comments

Let's Not Forget!!!

submitted 92 days ago • 9 comments

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ Only eat with the little spoons ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ I refuse to eat with big spoons.

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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ pour cereal in first ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

submitted 91 days ago • 16 comments

Sounds about right to me... What do you think?

submitted 91 days ago • 31 comments

We’re not going back.

submitted 91 days ago • 1300 comments

Throw back to Bruce attempting to fix a Rumba (It was his fault)

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Goodmorning BlueSky, Off to my nursing exam 🫡

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Goodnight Bluesky 💙

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I don't fucking know I'll have to fucking think about it What do you all fucking think?

submitted 91 days ago • 23 comments

People who brag about not being politically correct tend also not to be factually, morally, or grammatically correct.

submitted 91 days ago • 38 comments

I see you, librarians. I see you.

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submitted 92 days ago • 23 comments

Deactivated my twitter Cheers yall 🥂🎉

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Someone should make a “whiny babies who can’t handle being on lists” blocklist.

submitted 92 days ago • 22 comments

Got a nursing exam tomorrow. Wish me luck yall.

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment