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This week in my Commitment to the Bit, I told the new couple I was hooking up with about my preference to have sex before having dinner together — which we did — but then when they earnestly still tried to serve me a meal afterwards, I pretended to be offended that they didn’t say Grace first

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Drunk and bored, could one of you be sexy and interesting at me thank you

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You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including

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My partner was briefly dating a friend of his before we met, and kept us apart for months because he thought it would be weird. Turns out she rules. What if I stole her. What then

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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

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If someone doesn’t get me a Creeper plushie I s2g

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I went on a date this week and they told me “you’re a great storyteller” which – it must be said – is a cheat code

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Please meet my friend Sabrina (cc: @sarahmackattack.bsky.social )

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Sometimes I think about what I gave up when I stopped being married, but I live alone right now and have a nasty flu, and three lovers have visited me with support and supplies and countless other friends have offered the same. Family doesn’t always look the way you expect it to.

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Dry January is silly bc why did I get so excited about a draft root beer

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Help I’m trapped in the orb

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On the Lyft ride home from the restaurant the driver was listening to a mashup of “Sweet Dreams” and “Crank That (Soulja Boy)” and I feel insane

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Wednesday night, in line for an event, I heard “Arielle?” and then saw someone I haven’t seen since high school. We hugged and caught up and he said “I thought I recognized you, but I saw you and I was like ‘there’s no way she’s 40.’” Moisturize, babies!

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Hell yea

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Go boids

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I sent my partner a voice memo over an hour ago of me saying “bounce on it crazy style” in a Count Orlok voice and he left me on read. Do you think we’re broken up

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no one has ever lost a rap battle more than this. this is the most you can lose it

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This is a weird way for me to find out that I've been a sentient AI this whole time — huge bummer.

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Thought to replace my IUD before the next round of court-packing, couldn’t get an appointment before March, then was offered an appointment today. Feels good to be covered for eight years as of right before inauguration 🙃

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One problem with me is that even when things are good I want to die all the time

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Love that after nearly 20 years of doing yoga I am still shocked that it works really well for me when I practice with regularity. My dumb bitch brain constantly going “Yoga… makes you feel… good?? 🤯”

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I went to the nonalcoholic bar so that I could still have reading-at-the-bar time in Dry January, but it was slow and the bartender kept chatting. At one point, he leaned over my book to say “one nice thing about this place is that there are no drunk men demanding your attention!” and I was like 😐

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Non-monogamous but that doesn’t mean I’m not confused when my online crushes flirt with other people.

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Friendship! 𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙥!!! Am I right???

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That thing where you send your partner something you think he'll like and instead of responding "this is so cool!! You're so pretty and I'm so glad you're in my life!!" he writes back "thx, I'll check it out" so you have no choice but to assume he fucking hates you now

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Accidentally created this masterpiece over on threads when someone requested some classical music over “Doom: The Gallery Experience”. Had to share over here. Also credit where it due for the amazing violin doom theme cover; youtu.be/UJIn5RT6U9c?...

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Around this time a year ago I was feeling pretty shitty about myself and my life and I took a walk past a pop-up vintage market, and bought this coat on a whim to make myself feel better. Since then I have never felt like anything less than a total boss in it. Thank you, miracle coat

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Had a driver named Tugberk today and I was trying to deal with that, so I googled it, and Google absolutely Did Evil to this man. Justice for Tugberk

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I’m in Japan right now so I’m obliged to remind the world — we don’t want AI. We want a robust rail system. We want trains. Metros. High speed. Locals. Cute trains. Efficient trains. Trains.

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One day I will write an essay about Ricky Jay and on that day I will cry for hours

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YES I saw A Complete Unknown by myself YES I am seeing Nosferatu on a date next weekend, it is called "being bisexual," get on my level

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I do not as a general rule make eye contact with strangers, but today on a walk I looked up straight into the face of a guy I went on a date with once who said in his dating profile that he was 5’11” and then was visibly shorter than me when we stood up from the bar. Hey again, little buddy

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Just deeply obsessed with my notoriously flighty and self-involved friend trying to make plans over text, seeing me say in writing “I’m free after the 4th,” and then asking us, “how about the 3rd?” 😐

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The cutest horror movie pals @wormbuxx.bsky.social @crabfutures.bsky.social @resipsa.bsky.social @palsgraf.bsky.social @thewordunheard.bsky.social @coffinflops.bsky.social also but they’re not pictured

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It’s cool, guys, I just ran an AI that told me the UHC dude’s life wasn’t gonna be profitable for us

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Does anyone want to m*rder me bc that would be really nice

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Went on a single date earlier this year with a lovely guy, and almost immediately he broke things off with me bc he met someone serious. Anyway they broke up and suddenly he wants to be friends again. People who want emotional availability can’t resist me!!!

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Every now and then I remember that I got picked up by a stripper at the club where she was working and we went on a few dates and I baked her bread and I can’t believe my life is real

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I think I’m heading for a friend breakup and I haaaaaate it

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Letter of recommendation: have friends and partners you just absolutely adore

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Give her a sword

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When I was a buyer at a large indie, my rule of thumb was: 1 preorder: huh, let me take a closer look at this one 2 preorders: we need to stock this book 3 preorders: we should order enough to face this out 4+ preorders: this should be on front-of-store display

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Letter of recommendation: breaking up the drudgery of a workday by having a friend let herself into your home while you’re at the office and text you that you have an “INSANELY cute house, dude”

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Hello hi

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Spent my morning supporting a friend who is seeking an abortion not because she and her husband don’t want another child, but because she is (rightfully) scared to be pregnant during the next Trump administration when anything could go wrong and she might not have access to care. Welcome to hell!

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I am now dating again and am prepared to become a menace

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