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For litigation reasons, everything I post is a joke. 😘🫰
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Had fun looking at pretty things tonight.

On it

Whatever part of me is safe to operate heavy machinery is on Mars right now.

《《°●Disassociation•°》》

¹ North West East South Catch the liar by his mouth We laid forth our bricks to hell As good intentions always tell But the tower cracked and D o w ...N We f ell And we became the rejects of Babylon ¹ #poetry #mentalhealth #babylon

I might never have known...

Seattle bound. ✈️

In my times of trouble, brother Kendrick comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom

a good post, but I also recommend quitting absolutely everything for a little while and and then seeing how much information you still get regardless of trying to not know anything. it will be a lot, probably still more than you want or need to know! linksiwouldgchatyou.substack.com/p/how-to-sta...

Scott pilgrim, but it's me and my 7 alter egos.

I might never have known...

I want a vampire movie where it's just a woman and her best friend who she turned because lol I am not watching you clock out while I have to stay here forever bitch.

Lost at sea~ You are a sailor scorned shipwreck survivor  I don't know which siren led you off the boat… But she's long since paid for her crimes You can let her go now Her voice is gone from calling others to you Your pain will outlive her expiration  1/2 #poetry

BTW I'm calling it now. Next year's half time show is gonna pander hard to white conservatives. They're gonna get the most basic middle aged white guy to play some kind of boot scoot boogie. It's gonna suck.

You ever watch someone capable of immense good choose their evil, and it's all you can do but feel the gravity of their descent into the worst version of themselves? Yeah ... Yeah, I lost count of how many, too.

The microplastics in me recognizes the microplastics in you

The longest red light ever.. 😂

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trying to view positive content

Guys look it's me

Setting my wallpaper to my favorite selfie because fuck humility I'm pretty~°•♡

Hm

Hey look at this very sad picture of me. #sad #verysad

I'm feeling mid about the future.

I mean he couldn't have spoonfed it to them anymore than if he had Samuel L Jackson dressed up as Uncle Sam explaining it the whole ti- oh wait. #halftimeshow #Kendrick

Big sky booms.

MMMMMOTHERRRR!