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Jen Furby, mug maker extraordinaire. Stylist to the stars. www.thexstitcher.co.uk to purchase
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Folks, any #Villa fans out there desperate for 2 tickets to see Liverpool at Villa Park tomorrow? My friend was going with her son but he's had to have surgery and can't now go. Seats as per screenshot, one adult and one child ticket. Looking for face value.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Bought an item on Ebay advertised as 14-16 (spoiler alert, I'm not a 14-16, I wanted it to be loose fitting!), it arrived and is a size 8 Can't get it past my head. Asked to return it. Seller repeats the measurements and calls me heartless for suggesting she tried to con me and then blocks me!

submitted 18 days ago • 2 comments

Spent 3 hours clearing the boys' room of stuff they haven't played with in ages only for Hulk to rock up and declare that everything in the charity shop box is his favourite thing ever and I absolutely cannot ever get rid of any of it.

submitted 23 days ago • 4 comments

Shall I tell you something I don't like? Restaurants that only offer a sample menu online. Sorry but if I can't guarantee you'll have something I want to eat, I am not wasting my energy turning up to find a menu of things I can't or won't eat. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

Them: "Everyone thinks they've got adhd these days" Me: Yeah I know but I've lost my glasses 3 times this week and I've only taken them off my head twice...so...

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Going to bloot or whatever we call it every time a parent asks what day PE is on. Three bloots for this week already if I'd done it from Monday.

submitted 41 days ago • 3 comments

Best insult I could think of.

submitted 44 days ago • 1 comment

Some fucking genius at the highways agency decided not to grit the M6 southbound today.

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

If people over here like ##TheTraitors as much as they did over there, here's a little mug I made for you! www.thexstitcher.co.uk/product-page...

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Guess which twat thought she was working today, logged in at 8am only to find she had the day off 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

Taint week, but the new year is upon us, so I'm wheeling out one of my favourite new year designs! www.thexstitcher.co.uk/product-page...

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Saw this bag in a charity shop the other day. Obviously been donated because Papa’s got a brand new one.

submitted 62 days ago • 10 comments

As a gift to myself today I have completed my tax return. Living the dream!

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

Merry Christmas one and all. Turned off all my alarms for Christmas. 5.59am "Merry Christmas mummy, Santa's been" 😭😭😭😭 Still, no better way than to be woken up by my excited babies on Christmas day!

submitted 63 days ago • 3 comments

Truth... 😎

submitted 65 days ago • 4 comments