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theyarejett.bsky.social
BA yiddish. MS speech-language pathology. buckeye. terrier. nats/caps/commanders fan. #enby they/them. #HSI. alter ego: @osudc. used to do @queerfancystats in the bad place. smash the patriarchy. display name bestowed by Daniel Murphy's agent.
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"business acumen" I can't take any of this seriously

Fuck all of the Tkachuks actually

Men are too emotional to play sports.

LMAO

Absolutely fuck this shithole country

Thanks to the federal workers who have reached out; you’ve helped me understand some amount of what’s going on, in addition to providing me with important reportable material. If something is going on that the public needs to know about, reach out. My email and Signal are in my bio.

I'm rooting for toy, non sporting, or terrier 🥹

Bianca could never compete at Westminster. For a lot of reasons, including not being a pure breed, but mostly because she already went up to bed 🤣

The Beanpot is back in its rightful place for the 32nd time. The second Monday in February belongs to Boston University.

And to do all of this in a boot cut jean…

Pitchers and catchers report the end of this week! I'm heading to spring training 3 weeks from tomorrow! LET'S GO!!! ⚾🥳

🗣️⚾️

My mother has just informed me that Nick Sirianni is 2 months and 1 day older than me. Thanks mom

And we are all blessed

I AM LEARNING SO MUCH, THE DEPTH OF THE L THE DRAKE TOOK TONIGHT I DID NOT FULLY UNDERSTAND

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

Gritty is president now, I don’t make the rules

Philly, please try to limit property damage to Teslas.

WOW

That Häagen Dasz commercial was ludicrous

It's funny the kickoff cut off the Lee greenwood but also 🤢🤮

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

WOW

Like even if it's not your favorite genre of music, dude won a Pulitzer and a whole bunch of grammy's, including literally last week, and has been the musical guest on SNL multiple times. People know who he is 🤣

The best of us

Friends, my mom would like to know what is going on between Kendrick and Drake

He can stay in Canada 🤣

A world class hater. I am screaming.

Serena?!!!!!!!

FUCK