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Take me back to the gorge! It’s been too long phish

Was there

Dirty Siri

New happy hour location and I’m sold. $5 jmo and gingers plus the entertainment of the passive aggressive dynamic between the owner and bartender.

Road side taco stand does it right

Not a huge fan of redos but I’d be into a remake of Rodger Rabbit… with a view of Jessica Rabbits tits.

Jumped in the BGCC queue not realizing it was already 10am. I’m was 2100 and at 10:09 an update saying there was high demand popped up. When I was finally let in at 10:10 I was let in and it was sold out. @ticketmaster.com sucks.

2 types of people in this world. You either cry laugh at this scene or you think it’s the most offensive thing ever. I cried.

Sets like this would make me miss my seat.

Jamming

A member of the bug bird club now

It’s a humboldt breakfast kinda morning.

If Erik from Sonoma/ north Bay Area is anywhere on here please have him find me. I went to mail his box of oranges today I can’t find his address. (Twitter friend who since deleted his account, me mailed me a Willie Mays Chronicle paper and I said if mail oranges when they became ripe)

I got zero laughs when I told the students to not puddle the mineral when explaining the HCl acid test station.

Who is your celebrity “Birthday Twin” (born same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.

I cannot wait for my man to get off the tractor. It’s stake and potatoes night and I’m hungry.

If there was a medication to make you less/ not ticklish, would you take it?

Yes or no on the shoe boots?

I stayed over at our friends on NYE and absolutely loved the pillow I slept on. I asked where they got it…. Dudes!!!! It’s a $96 pillow!

So my lack of hulahooping skills has nothing to do with my inability to keep rhythm… sweet

Want a box of better than you’ll ever buy in the store oranges and cuties?? I got you. DM me your address. Offer only open to people that I interact with on here. #buycutiesnothalos

Let’s normalize having parents buy their children a kick ass microscope instead of a gaming system.

Buying my sister a GC puts me in Ulta Beauty for the first time and all I can say is OMG

After a NYE filled with Billy Strings and Phish streams and NYD filled with snoozes having biscuits and gravy for dinner just seems like the only this to do.

Seriously! Is there a Billy fashion account?? Where can I get his jacket!??

Aww Billy’s jacket 🤩😍🤩

Streaming Billy first then Phish. If you all could not spoil anything that would be fabulous.

Called it after tweezer and I’ll talk it after piper.

Call them clouds if you don’t like it and rainbows if you agree. Fog for indifference.

What’s that mikes cat sound or my cats outside?

How the webcast view should be 100% of the time

Loving mikes pink shoelaces

I need a wine refill but I hav too many cats on me.

New idea: They’re gonna funk it up. Little bit of disco. Neon color theme.