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(They/Them) Unfortunately, yes, I am a DJ @remniqe on other platforms https://linktr.ee/remniqe
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*A female celebrity dies tragically* A MAN FOR SOME REASON: “So sad. I used to really want to fuck her back in the day.” What is wrong with people?!

spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live

This is one of the most iconic moments of television ever hands down. RIP to a true diva.

Just saw an old man with a handlebar mustache smoking a cigarette and riding a razor scooter

The Monkey is just gentrified Final Destination

I have not read “The Body Keeps the Score” I saw the title and thought to myself “yeah that makes sense, no further explanation needed.”

How many produce stands do you think have been destroyed over the course of film history?

*youth pastor sits down with a group of trans men* “You know who else was on a ✞?”

walking nude in the haunted forest under a full moon with a pack of wolves would fix me

I’m emotional over a god damn crab

New mix on dirtybird radio #dirtybird

I just saw a conservative on twitter complaining that Gilda Radner and John Belushi weren't invited to be part of the SNL50 special...

My kind of pettiness

So this is actually insane

Do you think Thomas and the Little Engine That Could ever explored each other’s bodies?

The circumstances are “we’re not sure if there is a Federal Trade Commission anymore and we’d like to try something”

In honor of Death Grips breaking up (maybe) I will not be showering for the next week.

on my deathbed: a website you could go to that played a bad song. cute hamsters danced around. KIDS: Alright you can disconnect him now

If there’s one thing I love, it’s a “36 hours earlier” episode of TV

Everyone calm down… it was a ROMAN shirt!

Say Drake

My #SuperBowl hot take is Patrick Mahones needs to stop making playing with his Invisalign like that it’s gross.

I take back what I said about being worried Severance Season 2 wouldn’t have the juice because holy shit that episode was insane.

yep this one’s doin numbers

You can tell they used AI in the new #Fantastic4 bc the hands look all fucked up.

What in the Cruella de Vil?!

I love to use the phrase "getting skinamarinked" in conversation despite the fact that only like a hundred people saw that movie and most of them hated it.

I'm like so weirdly nervous for my set tonight. It's being recorded so the pressure feels wild.

This is the best meme I’ve made in weeks

My wife and I are supposed to fly to Europe in April but at this rate I’m considering just fucking swimming there

What we think of NYU Langone abandoning it’s responsibility to its younger trans patients

Pranking my innie by taking a handful of mushrooms right before my shift at the Severance factory.

shedding a tear for Blue Man Group today

I know this should go without saying, but it blows my mind that Eric Adams prides himself on being a law enforcement mayor while simultaneously being one of the most corrupt, conniving politicians in the country. Like how do you as a person hold that in your head without exploding?

A horrific tragedy occurs and I’m just over here bracing for how the worst people on the internet are gonna find a way to blame it on DEI.

she has done so much for the adhd community and we need to acknowledge that more

I'm sorry, WHAT?!?!