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Hot Powerful Deranged Bald Woman Gender Cryptid | she/her (They/Them is good too, but only if you’re trans or have read at least one Judith Butler book) This is an unprofessional account.
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stop me if you’ve heard this one before

I too was once a meek, shy boy who just wanted to make friends thru playing games until I finally solved an impossibly difficult puzzle that unlocked a hidden personality that was bolder, more confident, and assertive, that manifested into playful sadism and a penchant for fashion w/lots of buckles.

I too was once a meek, shy boy who just wanted to make friends thru playing games until I finally solved an impossibly difficult puzzle that unlocked a hidden personality that was bolder, more confident, and assertive, that manifested into playful sadism and a penchant for fashion w/lots of buckles.

blaming this one on the brainworms

blaming this one on the brainworms

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By my nature as undead, other, and outcast; I am still here and shall remain. I am glad to be a stubbornly resistant mold upon those who would rather me elsewhere, silent and unseen.

I'm still here.

i'm still here (derogatory)

🔮 errata

It is so insulting to all the time that was spent in good faith trying to warn Moderation about the consequences of policies of rule exemption based on the failures of past social media platforms we experienced — Only to be ignored and disregarded for worse mistakes to be implemented in spite

man, i just wanna post cute selfies but y’all got me posting diagrams and arguing about trolling practices :’-(