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Might stop and ask to pet your dog. I promise to never wear a quarter-zip. Raptors, LV Aces, Ravens (as long as Lamar’s there), New Directions Books, OuLiPo and translated fiction enthusiast. Third Coast Love. Ménard > Cervantes #FreePalestine
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I don't ever need to know what someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams is doing. I come here to not know what someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams is doing. Screencaps of Thomas Chatterton Williams saying things someone named Thomas Chatterton Williams says is not what I want here.

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

NYT is 🗑️🗑️🗑️ and this is the right attitude in dealing with them

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Dog owners can start by taping pee pads to their local cybertruck

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

It didn’t work. We’re going to try blowing on the cartridge and restarting the console

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Oh there’s no doubt - especially in red states where universities and the fed govt are huge employers, and where income supports are the weakest

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I fucking hate Hakeem Jeffries

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I have a theory that people who don't say "BIG STRETCH!" when their cat or dog does a big stretch are psychopaths, & should not be trusted.

submitted 4 days ago • 8 comments

It is 2029. Luka Doncic, 375 pounds now, is eating an open faced turkey sandwich during the first TV timeout of the 4th quarter of Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Experts wonder if he’s fat enough to win a 4th straight title. President Ocasio-Cortes has invaded El Salvador.

submitted 4 days ago • 85 comments

Beautifully written. Katie’s pen game is STRONG

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

NBA treats ASG less like a player showcase and more like one for new ways to stuff commercials into the broadcast

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Oscar Robertson: “Who cares what Draymond says?… It might be boring to him because if he’s not passing the ball to Curry, what is he doing?”

submitted 5 days ago • 13 comments

If they go to commercial at the 15 point mark …

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The pass the mic segment is great

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

Oh Kevin Hart has a button where he ‘brings energy’ to the game? Well I have a mute button

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments