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I have great self-control about lots of things. But I will annihilate a box of Samoas like a plague of locusts upon the crops of the sinful. Girl Scout cookies look upon me as the Scourge of Heaven

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I bet the first guy to sell off Nvidia on Monday felt so good

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SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

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Now is the time to put on the ostentatious wig and finally pen my magnum opus, Fire Cock with Me

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First Annual Anita Bryant Memorial Pie Eating Contest

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New Paint Your Wagon remake starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Tim Chalamet. Critics are calling it "Way gayer, but somehow less camp" than the original

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I wished I love anything like John Woo characters love cigarettes

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btw you can check the website WikiShootMe for nearby landmarks that need freely-licensed photos, visit them, and then snap pics for Wikipedia/Wikimedia Commons! it's so fun and the list of photoless destinations is endless. I chose this movie theater as an example bc it's where I first watched Cars

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Follow-back farming is a cancer, anyone who does that is posting slop at best Follow back if you agree

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War changes a man. He must burn away his own humanity, shred by shred, to survive the hell of man's own making. The faces of youth, ours and theirs, torn away. They still haunt my dreams, those accusing faces. Grinning. Waiting. For this recipe, you'll need four eggs and two large bowls.

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Doing some holiday baking. r Reindeer cookies for the goats, goat cookies for the reindeer. They must remain divided or they will overthrow my entire dynasty

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Up at 2 a.m. watching Bob Ross painting a happy little tree with my skull mouldering in its roots

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No one is brave enough for Beach Ortolan But our elegant surf-side cabanas will shield you from the judgemental eyes of The Lord

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Slipping out of my breakfast Gundam kigurumi and into my love-making Gundam kigurumi

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When I die, lay my body on a bread boat, cover me in cheese, and set me adrift on a sea of French onion soup

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Don't sleep on the humble bisque #soupseason

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I'm just saying nobody woulda snitched at Waffle House

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This is the kind of thing you read in a Fallout terminal of a murdered Overseer

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Swapping out the Keurig pod at work

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You mean to tell me this entire west is mid

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Block AI image accounts on sight

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Would getting shot as the CEO of a health insurance company just be natural causes at this point

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Your mom asked me over for dinner #soupseason

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At least under the Mongols they would have been trampled to death in a bag

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I'm against animal abuse but I'd slap a goose if I could

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Shuddering, thinking about getting my finger bitten off in Mt. Doom/Jacksonville

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I have great self-control about lots of things. But I will annihilate a box of Samoas like a plague of locusts upon the crops of the sinful. Girl Scout cookies look upon me as the Scourge of Heaven

I bet the first guy to sell off Nvidia on Monday felt so good

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

Now is the time to put on the ostentatious wig and finally pen my magnum opus, Fire Cock with Me

First Annual Anita Bryant Memorial Pie Eating Contest

New Paint Your Wagon remake starring Tom Holland, Zendaya, and Tim Chalamet. Critics are calling it "Way gayer, but somehow less camp" than the original

I wished I love anything like John Woo characters love cigarettes

btw you can check the website WikiShootMe for nearby landmarks that need freely-licensed photos, visit them, and then snap pics for Wikipedia/Wikimedia Commons! it's so fun and the list of photoless destinations is endless. I chose this movie theater as an example bc it's where I first watched Cars

Follow-back farming is a cancer, anyone who does that is posting slop at best Follow back if you agree

War changes a man. He must burn away his own humanity, shred by shred, to survive the hell of man's own making. The faces of youth, ours and theirs, torn away. They still haunt my dreams, those accusing faces. Grinning. Waiting. For this recipe, you'll need four eggs and two large bowls.

Doing some holiday baking. r Reindeer cookies for the goats, goat cookies for the reindeer. They must remain divided or they will overthrow my entire dynasty

Up at 2 a.m. watching Bob Ross painting a happy little tree with my skull mouldering in its roots

No one is brave enough for Beach Ortolan But our elegant surf-side cabanas will shield you from the judgemental eyes of The Lord

Slipping out of my breakfast Gundam kigurumi and into my love-making Gundam kigurumi

When I die, lay my body on a bread boat, cover me in cheese, and set me adrift on a sea of French onion soup

Don't sleep on the humble bisque #soupseason

I'm just saying nobody woulda snitched at Waffle House

This is the kind of thing you read in a Fallout terminal of a murdered Overseer

Swapping out the Keurig pod at work

You mean to tell me this entire west is mid

Block AI image accounts on sight

Would getting shot as the CEO of a health insurance company just be natural causes at this point

Your mom asked me over for dinner #soupseason

At least under the Mongols they would have been trampled to death in a bag

I'm against animal abuse but I'd slap a goose if I could

Shuddering, thinking about getting my finger bitten off in Mt. Doom/Jacksonville

All the hard work The blood, sweat and tears It's all worth it, I think to myself as I slip on my Varsity Jorkin It jacket

You should give away all your money

Yeah From being stupid