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thicksimilian.bsky.social
Just a cat on the internet. // 18+ content here, fair warning.
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Nothing quite like getting new ideas that you want to capitalize on while you’re three hours past when you should’ve been asleep.

My page on Bluesky is a safe space and you will always be welcome and safe here 🏳️‍⚧️ Please, be careful everyone 🙏

you ever wake up from a happy dream crying because you don’t think you’ll be able to achieve that level of happiness in reality?

Currently running a four-game-spanning randomizer, want to add a fifth but not sure what game that should be.

Hmm… … … …nah, not feeling 2025. See y’all in 2026.

Imagine needing to breath air, can’t be me :3c

blergh.

hear me out

pantsless gaming

Bass so good I keep thinking someone’s trying to break down my door

That’s not an onion ring, that’s an onion nugget.

New buddy has arrived :)

hypersexual demon online, too shy to go outside irl

Got the full eight hours of sleep and still woke up tired, what is this scam

Hype!

Four seasons Kings: Mufasa (Autumn), Scar (Winter), Simba (Spring), and Simba-Kovu (Summer)

Neck has been sore for several days now with no obvious cause, starting to wonder if I should see a doctor for this.

I don’t think that’s supposed to happen…

Got an Outer Wilds randomizer running, this shit’s dope

purge complete, time to make gay shitposts here now :3

cuddling with someone who could easily snap my spine like a toothpick would fix me, i think

Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry- Uppies? Sorry-