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thimoney.bsky.social
DC resident, Twitter refugee, possibly online too much
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Online dating in your 40s is being genuinely excited and nervous that someone replies to your messages close to midnight i.e. stays up past 10 on a weeknight

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

Expecting 5in of snow tonight (or did I miss a recall?!)

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

This stuff is made in Connecticut

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

Having solo dinner and maybe stuck next to the worst possible conversation I'm trying not to overhear. DC lawyers yapping about frivolous lawsuits and the lawyerfication of their lives

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

It's an absolute tragedy that the Cindy Lauper music video for the goonies starring the iron sheik has comments turned off

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

Hemingway-esque

submitted 219 days ago • 0 comments

Made the mistake of going into the comments section of a visually impaired American visiting the eiffel tower

submitted 483 days ago • 0 comments

Stepped into a gym for the first time in years, promptly got my ass handed to me by the body pump class and drew umsolicited advice about my form from the one other dude in the class. My guy I'm fat, 40, and wearing a cutoff lax shirt pls give me the dignity of at least assuming I'm a has-been

submitted 493 days ago • 0 comments

Printing and framing this text i got from the president

submitted 507 days ago • 0 comments

Are we gonna do scary names on here

submitted 511 days ago • 1 comment

When you first meet someone how long is appropriate before you let them go 24 hours with a peep

submitted 513 days ago • 0 comments

Vietnamese barbershop talk, "are you married" "Don't you get lonely" "I'd like to introduce you to some friends"

submitted 518 days ago • 0 comments

I have a masters in peace operations (offshoot of conflict analysis and resolution) and I'm convinced we need to riot about the misuse of leaf blowers

submitted 523 days ago • 1 comment