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This isn’t who it would be if it wasn’t who it is.
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Apparently it’s still February.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

I just got spam email that looked like an invoice from Geek Squad. And my first thought was, there’s still Geek Squad?

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

It’s my birthday. There are cupcakes. No one is surprised. 😉♒️

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

My pretty Valentine ❤️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Update: we’ve moved from the couch to the bed. Olive is on my legs, Lucille is at the foot of the bed. The cats are still coexisting. I am suspicious.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

This is big news. Lucille (gray) doesn’t like Olive (black), but somehow they’re taking a snooze together on the same blanket.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Ever mean to order size medium shorts and accidentally order extra small and they’re stretchy so you say fuck it and put them on anyway and they basically fit so you do a gym workout in them? Or is it just me?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

As a Wolverine, let me just say this is so on-brand for Ohio. 🙄

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

Did anyone else audibly cheer upon news that there’s an Ottolenghi substack? Give me all the vegetables and herbs and spices in impossible combinations!

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

The cat turned on the oven this morning. Then she meowed at it. How’s your day so far?

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t love Christmas. But someone gave us an advent calendar and I can’t really be upset about eating candy every day.

submitted 88 days ago • 1 comment

New surprise Kendrick today. Giddyup.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Well, this makes me sad. theberkshireedge.com/alice-brock-...

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Too rapey for the second Trump administration is pretty goddamned rapey.

submitted 100 days ago • 94 comments

Also hahaha Matt Gaetz withdrew his nom for AG.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Just got a helpful text from AT&T congratulating me because my phone is paid off. Which has been true since I bought it. Before Covid.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

If life gives me lemons I’m making a pie.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

The migration here feels like the most GenX thing. I’ve had records, cassettes, CDs, mp3s, streaming. Exactly the same as the xanga, myspace, Facebook, Twitter, insta, mastodon, threads, bluesky.

submitted 100 days ago • 1 comment

This is my friend. Sometimes she tolerates kisses. I do it anyway.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments