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for a while Musk really did seem like the most relatable billionaire. yeah, if i had that kind of money I'd want to go to space and make sports cars, etc. Turned out that was just PR, and what he really wanted out of life was to be seen as funny by teenaged Nazis on the Internet

submitted 10 days ago • 122 comments

BERT: hey ernie do you want some ice cream ERNIE: sure bert BERT: no we only have ice cream do you want it or not ERNIE: i said sure bert BERT: you know what go fuck yourself ernie

submitted 10 days ago • 21 comments

The chimps have a slingshot. The zoo’s been cleared.

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too. EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them. Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)

submitted 12 days ago • 1911 comments

Incompetence in Washington puts every American at risk, no matter how you voted. No one should be happy that the DOGE team - the same folks who randomly published classified U.S. security information online today - wants access to your bank account & Social Security numbers.

submitted 12 days ago • 2697 comments

Good news, everyone! You get to do whatever you want! As long as you say you were trying to save the country, it’s all legal now.

submitted 11 days ago • 701 comments

Gutting the CDC right as we’re on the cusp of major outbreaks of transmissible diseases is a very bad idea.

submitted 11 days ago • 1690 comments

The measles outbreak in Texas is reminding me of the public letter Roald Dahl wrote about losing his daughter to measles in 1962, just before the vaccine was publicly available.

submitted 11 days ago • 411 comments

My recent posts aren’t that bad when you consider that they've all been thumbtyped on the smartphone I smuggled into this meditation retreat while junior monks chased me around the zen garden with rakes

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Don't let Trump flood your zone. Stay focused. Keep your eye on what this corrupt regime is really doing — looting the government to line their own pockets with massive tax cuts and the ability to steer more federal contracts their way.

submitted 11 days ago • 112 comments

This is the way.

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To address the elephant in the room: His name is Alphonse. We’ll let him outside again when he’s over his cold.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

It’s time for part two of the Hegseth madness!!! open.spotify.com/episode/3N06...

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Visit me in the camps

submitted 17 days ago • 1682 comments

I’ve never played football, but every time the announcers are like “well he’s 37 now, so he’s pretty much done” I feel so seen

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

A special Sunday event: a photographic essay celebrating owls, magnificent birds of prey. These nocturnal hunters hail from Europe, Asia, North America, and South America, and are seen here in photos from recent years.

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

Maybe 17 beers and 13,000 calories worth of spinach and artichoke dip will help me feel better about the world

submitted 17 days ago • 233 comments

Bold of you to assume I want to know anything.

submitted 17 days ago • 4 comments

Every day is a new horror but I did just see a couple kids standing in a stream and poking at something with a stick, so it’s a relief to know that the old ways are not completely dead.

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

Ok, our most deranged episodes to date is out. Go listen us cover #PeteHegseth on #Spotify or wherever open.spotify.com/episode/16et...

submitted 18 days ago • 4 comments

GUYS. It took 3 shots of gin and 80 minutes to get through the first HALF of our Pete Hegseth episode and also now this is my resting heart rate. The lengths I go to for you guys 🥴

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl

submitted 25 days ago • 94 comments

I think countries around the world should levy tariffs specifically on Tesla in response to US tariffs, as well as banning Twitter as a national security threat driving a wedge between our co-dictators may be the most effective thing they can do

submitted 25 days ago • 742 comments

RFK saying that “Blacks” have better immune systems and shouldn’t get the same vaccines as white people should be disqualifying. But we live in really dumb times.

submitted 27 days ago • 178 comments

I don’t think we have enough info right now to say one way or the other what was responsible for the horrific crash over the Potomac, but Trump is anti-air traffic safety. (A friend who works as an airplane mechanic posted this, which got lost with a lot of the firings.) apnews.com/article/coas...

submitted 27 days ago • 9 comments

I'm not smelling sex and candy so much as a metallic odor mingled with burnt toast

submitted 28 days ago • 97 comments

you have an ass that just won’t quit. you have an ass that never calls in sick. your ass has perfect attendance. everyone can depend on your ass. your ass deserves that promotion. congratulate that ass.

submitted 29 days ago • 29 comments

I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

submitted 29 days ago • 116 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 29 days ago • 938 comments

I spoke to a talented junior scientist who just got a good faculty job offer in the US and they told me “well I wouldn’t move to 1930s Germany either” so that’s how that’s going

submitted 30 days ago • 474 comments

The crested capuchins are temporarily unavailable for public viewing while we figure out which one typed those Shakespeare plays.

submitted 29 days ago • 3 comments

Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.

submitted 29 days ago • 400 comments

don't talk to me until i've had the price of my coffee increased by tariffs on colombia

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

AU in which Miss Rachel is married to Herbie, the little orange monster and Mr. Aron is a puppet he operates.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

😔

submitted 31 days ago • 727 comments

Guaranteed that by now the G20 has branched off a separate group chat without him in it

submitted 31 days ago • 349 comments

Lauren Boebert and Nancy Mace screeched that there was a man in the women's bathroom in the Capitol. But there was no man. Are they at the point where they're asking to look at people's private parts? Cringe AF.

submitted 33 days ago • 550 comments

Egg prices are up 37% and rising. It’s day 4.

submitted 34 days ago • 423 comments

We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government

submitted 34 days ago • 89 comments

Always wrap it before you tap it cause that bitch clapping ass like a rabbit

submitted 34 days ago • 2 comments