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thisgrace.bsky.social
Meowtistic, AuDHD, Queer, MILFmoder, she/her
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Don't you hate when the McDonald's hash brown sticks to the paper and becomes one with it, so now you have to do cunnilingus on it to separate them?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Baby transfem: this bra fits just right!

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

wow, nintendo labo for the switch 2 looks sick!

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

I adopted my son! His name is Pickle Joe Bob

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

Watched my friend calibrate my old 3d printer that's now his and decided to draw it on my phone while waiting for it to be done #ankermake #m5c

submitted 23 days ago • 2 comments

"it's only gay if the balls touch" Gets a tattoo on the orchi scar that says #NoHomo

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Porn idea: girl in cow print bikini eating out her girlfriend's dyed green bush

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"People with blue eyes are more sensitive to light and may have better sight in dim conditions than those with brown eyes" Me, driving to work in early morning with the sun blasting my retinas:

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a powerful billionaire, I would lobby to make bidets mandatory in every public washroom in the world.

submitted 39 days ago • 2 comments

"Children suffering from autism are famous for having no will of their own. That’s why autism parents go on so much about having such an easy time with them" oh my god lmao

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Business idea: 1. 3d scan gamer girl feet 2. Scale it down and create silicone moulds 3. Grow strawberries in them 4. Profit?! I want royalties if anyone does this

submitted 39 days ago • 1 comment

Female gaze? They're called lesbians

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

My boobs are finally getting the attention they need

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

Committing socially accepted and encouraged self harm aka epilating my legs 😵‍💫

submitted 54 days ago • 2 comments

historians: this civilization invented alcohol! me: *forgets that juice needs to be refrigerated, leaves it by computer desk for 3 weeks, takes a sip, gets drunk*

submitted 55 days ago • 2 comments

Printed some creatures for a friend 🥰🥰🥰

submitted 58 days ago • 2 comments

After a lot of work and a bunch of failed prints, I finally assembled this dummy 😍

submitted 63 days ago • 1 comment

If I hold up my hands like 🙌 and ask how many fingers I'm holding up and you say 8 because thumbs aren't fingers, I'm using those hands to slap you

submitted 67 days ago • 2 comments

People keep asking how do I stay looking so young and the secret is I don't drink water. It's a well know fact that dehydrated fruit preserves longer.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

"chat am I cooked?" - me, to my french cat after I've been in the sun for too long

submitted 75 days ago • 1 comment

As much as I hate littering, it's forgivable to drop some shells on the ground when taking out the trash.

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Christmas season is when the absolute worst humans wake from their slumber and they all swarm retail stores like a crowd of angry zombies

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

him: this cup is half empty her: this cup is half full me: I think I need a smaller bra

submitted 94 days ago • 0 comments

It's a "Hero Shift" only if I volunteer, otherwise it's a sucker shift

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments