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Writer | repped by Nick Turner Management Lego City, Gigglebiz, Justin’s House, Diddy TV, Crackerjack!, Best and Bester, Big Cook Little Cook, My Petsaurus and loads of shows called Untitled
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CHEESE! is 2 months old today. If you’ve read it - please take a moment to rate it on goodreads. www.goodreads.com/book/show/22...

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Turns out the hardest part of publishing a book is getting people to buy it. Only 3 copies sold this month. I'm still determined to show that there is space for indie books in a market drenched in celebrities. Check out CHEESE! at the links in comments below

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

If you have kids, buy this book. It's delightful, they'll love it and it supports new stories!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

Turns out the hardest part of publishing a book is getting people to buy it. Only 3 copies sold this month. I'm still determined to show that there is space for indie books in a market drenched in celebrities. Check out CHEESE! at the links in comments below

submitted 27 days ago • 2 comments

Got a script that you think is ready to share with the comedy industry? I highly recommend submitting to @nobbsmemorial.bsky.social My script (co-written with James Bishop) was shortlisted in 2019. It gave us the confidence that we were going in the right direction and helped us find an agent.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Didn’t realise that A Complete Unknown was about Dylan recording Must Be Santa.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Men will literally fly to the moon with their dog to get some cheese instead of going to therapy

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

It’s mad that it’s almost 5 years since Covid and lockdowns started. We could have gone through all of secondary school in that time!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show DMs Are Open is BACK and you're going to write for it. Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 thecomedyloser.com/2022/05/12/d... Go get a credit as a BBC writer! #writingcommunity #comedywriting @5teviem.bsky.social

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

Chris wrote everything down from last night so you can have an easily readable version of last night's webinar, minus Stevie Martin's Water Bottle. #BBCDMsAreOpen #WritingCommunity

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

Do this. I bunged in a few things last year and one got in. They're definitely checking the inbox.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

It's that time again! The BBC's open door comedy show DMs Are Open is BACK and you're going to write for it. Here's a blog with all the details, fully updated for series 4 thecomedyloser.com/2022/05/12/d... Go get a credit as a BBC writer! #writingcommunity #comedywriting @5teviem.bsky.social

submitted 49 days ago • 2 comments

A huge thank you for this #Bookpost by @thisisdouch, and Johnny Schumann, Cheese! Cheese wants to take some perfect photos of his friends...but does perfect really matter? It's a wonderful message, with adorable pictures - and we're stoked to get a signed print and stickers too! Thank you Chris! 🧀

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

A few people have told me how they’re giving CHEESE! to their kids or relatives this Christmas. Feels so surreal to know that a book I made is going to be one of their presents. This time last year I hadn’t even thought about publishing it.

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After YEARS of searching, I finally tracked down the artist behind the greatest Christmas cards ever. thecomedyloser.com/2020/12/12/c...

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

Have you read CHEESE!? If you have, please take a moment to review it on Amazon. amzn.eu/d/4wjwJZr

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Have you read CHEESE!? If you have, please take a moment to review it on Amazon. amzn.eu/d/4wjwJZr

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

FINAL DAY to order if you want CHEESE! for Christmas 🧀

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Need a gift for a kid aged 3-6? Order by the end of 18 December to receive your copy of CHEESE! in time for Christmas! CHEESE! is a funny picture book written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Use code CHEESEBOARD at checkout for 10% off. ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Hoping to make one final trip to the local post office before Christmas. Order your copy of CHEESE! tonight/tomorrow and support indie creators.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Need a gift for a kid aged 3-6? Order by the end of 18 December to receive your copy of CHEESE! in time for Christmas! CHEESE! is a funny picture book written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Use code CHEESEBOARD at checkout for 10% off. ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

submitted 72 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone who’s ordered the CHEESE! paperback from Amazon: There seems to be a fulfilment issue and delivery is being quoted as 6-7 months, which is ridiculous. If you cancel and order direct from me, I can get a copy to you in time for Christmas ko-fi.com/thecomedylos...

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Ends TONIGHT!

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

CHEESE! is FREE for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night Grab a free sample of CHEESE! and if you like it - give it a rating and/or review This is an indie book, written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Perfect for kids aged 3-6 (and mature readers) amzn.eu/d/7LW00G6 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

CHEESE! is FREE for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night Grab a free sample of CHEESE! and if you like it - give it a rating and/or review This is an indie book, written by me and illustrated by Johnny Schumann. Perfect for kids aged 3-6 (and mature readers) amzn.eu/d/7LW00G6 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My book CHEESE! is free for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night. Give it a try for FREE and if you like it, please leave a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 review. Paperback edition also available from Amazon, Waterstones, Foyles or direct from me. Free CHEESE!: amzn.eu/d/9Ir04qT

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to everyone who’s helped get CHEESE! noticed on Amazon this week. There’s a LOT of competition and with no marketing team or celebrity platform, I need all the help I can get. You can get a FREE copy until Saturday: amzn.eu/d/gMPZ0z8

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve learnt this week that there are literally hundreds of people who wake up and go to their job - pretending to be Keanu Reeves. Like, so many people do it that I think Keanu Reevesing is actually a more stable job than being a writer.

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

My book CHEESE! is free for your Kindle (or Kindle app) until Saturday night. Give it a try for FREE and if you like it, please leave a 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 review. Paperback edition also available from Amazon, Waterstones, Foyles or direct from me. Free CHEESE!: amzn.eu/d/9Ir04qT

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

Grab this book on kindle while it's free, then get it in handy book form for when your battery is flat

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks to everyone who downloaded their copy yesterday. If you enjoyed it, please give it a rating at the end. 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 🧀 Totally FREE to buy until Saturday night!

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments