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thisisnocountry.bsky.social
High-school English and philosophy teacher. The San Diego Padres should change their atrociously dumb mascot to a chill padre—he’s got his daughter in a baby bjorn and is holding two cold brewskis, one's for you.
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Certified trans-basher Certified pedophile

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had no idea a ratio this cooked was possible. the serious-take-as-actual-shitposting arts at their finest.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Very difficult to imagine David Hume as having once been a baby.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

submitted 20 days ago • 249 comments

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

submitted 24 days ago • 639 comments

The dom in the relationship is the one with the newest iPhone model.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Now that Elon is clearly running America and doing the same shit he did to Twitter it’s only natural to assume that there will be a new Bluesky nation that will gradually increase in size and become relatively normal but start off as a bunch of cannibalistic warlords

submitted 31 days ago • 29 comments

Reading Henry Wadsworth Longfellow for class and muttering to myself: fantastic porn name.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

The cure for the common cold is spending a week believing that you are going to die

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Fun to give your niece a noogie until they "Say Uncle! Say Uncle!" when they can't talk yet.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to earn a phd in quantum getting-off social media by jumping to another social media site feels like I'm not doing this right but tallyho.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments