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High-school English and philosophy teacher. The San Diego Padres should change their atrociously dumb mascot to a chill padre—he’s got his daughter in a baby bjorn and is holding two cold brewskis, one's for you.
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had no idea a ratio this cooked was possible. the serious-take-as-actual-shitposting arts at their finest.

Very difficult to imagine David Hume as having once been a baby.

To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.

Checking my bank account every day for a deposit from the government since I've been hearing about all the money they've been saving lately. Nothing yet but it's probably coming soon

The dom in the relationship is the one with the newest iPhone model.

Now that Elon is clearly running America and doing the same shit he did to Twitter it’s only natural to assume that there will be a new Bluesky nation that will gradually increase in size and become relatively normal but start off as a bunch of cannibalistic warlords

Reading Henry Wadsworth Longfellow for class and muttering to myself: fantastic porn name.

The cure for the common cold is spending a week believing that you are going to die

Fun to give your niece a noogie until they "Say Uncle! Say Uncle!" when they can't talk yet.

Trying to earn a phd in quantum getting-off social media by jumping to another social media site feels like I'm not doing this right but tallyho.

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.